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nevergrowup89
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January 18, 2014 6:24pm UTC

So I'm going to my friends aunts house today for a sleep over and she was supposed to pick me up at 2. Well she didn't wake up until 2:30. I was fine with that. Then she said they would leave in an hour. Still okay with that. It is now 6:30 and I have been waiting for four and a half hours. I'm not cool with it anymore and I'm just really annoyed and want to yell at her but I know it's not her fault but I'm still pssed off.

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snowinseptember*
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January 18, 2014 1:52pm UTC

frickerstein:
today in american lit a kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and
told us to follow him so we all left the room and he changed the
clock so it was 6 pm and like 10 minutes later the kid ran into the
hallway with his backpack and we were all sitting at the end and he
just sat down in the middle of the hallway and started to cry
StoryQouteLover

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Jasmine❤😘*
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January 16, 2014 12:01pm UTC

She's talking to angels, she's counting the stars, making a wish on a passing car, she's dancing with strangers, she's falling apart. She's waiting for superman to pick her up in his arm.

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
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January 16, 2014 7:22am UTC

Mary: you can come over to my house for dinner
Mary: I'll make potato
Me: how many potato
Mary: Like 7 potato

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flyingbacon7
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January 15, 2014 10:04pm UTC

Today in the halls
I saw this girl
And I knew she didn't have friends
She's always alone
So what do I do?
I go up to her and start a conversation
And find out we have a lot in common
She smiled so big and seemed so happy
Someone finally noticed to her
I plan to talk to her more
Sometimes it's nice meeting new people
And it's even nicer making their day

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Steve
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January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC

Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

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Ted*
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January 11, 2014 12:36pm UTC

Everyone wants to go to heaven
but nobody wants to die.

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AutumnEatsAlaska
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January 11, 2014 12:17pm UTC

How to get a guy to like you:
1.)Grab his waist.
2.)Slowly slip your hands into his pockets. 3.)Steal wallet.
4.)Rip off his hoodie.
5.)Don't even talk to him,run away.
Now you have another hoodie to put in your stolen hoodie collection and money . You're welcome .

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_rosaxoxo__*
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January 11, 2014 12:05pm UTC

you think you can break me ? well, you can't break something that's already been broken .

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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January 8, 2014 10:22pm UTC

I met new people today.
One of them showed me a chart about different ways to commit suicide.
:)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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hello_universe
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January 9, 2014 6:58pm UTC

My biggest fear is that eventually you'll see me the way i see myself.

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nostalgicflower
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January 5, 2014 10:19pm UTC

On a scale of Kristen Stewart to the Six Flags Man,how excited are you guys about going back to school tomorrow?

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Mariska! *
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January 4, 2014 6:41pm UTC

Have you ever loved two diffrent people at the same time and you cant decided which one to chose?
No? Yeah me ethier!

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Mariska! *
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January 5, 2014 9:46pm UTC

An english teacher wrote these words
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the board and asked his students to punctuate it correctly
all the males wrote
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
all the females wrote
"A Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is POWERFULL

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 8:50pm UTC

Ways in which I'm sensitive:
If you call me ugly, I will try hard to look nice for you.
If you call me pretty, I will try even harder to
look even nicer for you.
If I see you smirking when you're sad, I'll wonder if
your father used to drink and drive with you in the
backseat.
If I see you tapping both your feet through the entire
eating disorder unit in health calss, I will wonder
if you're trying to burn more calories.
If you tap my shoulder or brush my arm, I will feel
much more part of the world until the class period
ends.
If you say something funny as we leave sixth hour
chemistry class, I'll hold onto the stupid grin you gave
me until someone takes it away.
If I see a flower between sidewalk cracks, I will
whisper wind between its petals because I'm a wilting
wallflower, and I need to talk to somebody who really
understands.
If I see jagged cuts in the gaps between the layered
bracelets you always wear,I will be especially sweet to
you, and when it's just you and me at the end of the
day because we both take forever to pack our bags, I
will let my sleeve drift up my arm to let you know
you're not alone.

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lemon.cake*
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January 5, 2014 8:55pm UTC

Pick you up... push you on to the wall and kiss your soft lips put your hands on the wall and whisper in your ear Do you have any more food stamps on your card im hungry haha :p
formatt by cosima2

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 9:13pm UTC

Wanted: Boyfriend
Reward: Me no longer being alone

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cocopuffs
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January 5, 2014 9:31pm UTC

Do people in real life get pushed
againist a wall and kissed
passionately
does this actually happen
because if so it needs to happen
to me.

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*silvergirl*
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January 5, 2014 8:17am UTC

I was in the shopping centre and I saw these two emo guys, now when I say emo I mean the swoopy hair and pink sweaters, jeans tighter then mine and about ten bracelets on each wrist. They called me over and said "we are having a contest and we want a hot girl to judge" I was like "uh" they said to tell them who was better. Then they proceded to press okay on their mp3 and do the dance to gaspedal.

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