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  1. xoxomindaxoxo xoxomindaxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    Dear extra fat in my body,
    Find your way to my boobs or GTFO.
    Sincerely, wishing for a little more.

    nmf.

  2. livepink97 livepink97
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    So last night i'm laying in bed , & my dad is downstairs watching American Idol . All of a sudden i hear him yell "that girl has GOT to be on meth!"
    hahahahahahahahahahaha ♥

  3. rlutz21 rlutz21
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 10:35am UTC
    i just got two new labradors and named them "Crystal" and "Meth"
    so now i can tell people i have
    crystal meth labs
    in my backyard.(:

  4. iheartmusicx16 iheartmusicx16
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure when you read books about teenagers with drug addictions, its supposed to make you not wanna do drugs;
    Every drug-addicted-teen-book I have ever read has made me want to try drugs.
    Theres something wrong with that picture.

  5. xoxomusicbaby xoxomusicbaby
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 10:09pm UTC
    wanna smoke some weed?
    its not cool anymore to be clean.
    want some pot?
    you would be super hot!
    dont get me wrong, drugs are bad
    your still daddys little girl?
    thats pretty sad.
    you might die,
    but when you live you could be fly ;)
    drugs are bad, make your own choises, be your own person
    dont be another victem to
    peer pressure

  6. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    Remember kids,
    if a stranger offers you drugs ...say thank you,
    because drugs are very expensive !

  7. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    I hopped off the plane at LAX with a bong in my cardigan. Welcome to the land of drug excess, woah. How many drugs am I gonna fit in? Jumped in my cab, smokin' drugs, not for the first time. Look to my right and I see a 'unicorns xing' sign. Then it got all hazy, everything's so f●●king crazy.The sky is turning and I'm feeling kind of sea sick, too much acid, and I'm nervous.That's when the taximan turned on the lava lamp, and the bubbles turned me on, and the bubbles turned me on.
    So I put my hands up,
    I'm smokin' my bong,
    The unicorns fly away,
    Inhalin' it like, yeah.
    Exhalin' it like, damn.
    Got my drugs in,
    My body goes numb,
    I'm not gonna be okay.
    Yeahh, ahh, ahhahaha, let's get baked in the USA! not mine!!
     

  8. RAWRgoesSARA RAWRgoesSARA
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 12:03pm UTC
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  9. softballgirl1239 softballgirl1239
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    Dear ACID,
    Please take me away, to a.. wonderland. Where I can forget it all. And feel alive. Where i find myself running for my life, but not caring at the same time. A place where my heart beats faster and the blood flows more. A place where.. Where.. when you fall, you end up in a great place. And nothing else matters.
    Love,
    Addicted ♥

  10. Biawzz Biawzz
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Yes, Katy Perry,
    I HAVE felt like a plastic bag
    floating through the wind. ~ ~~
    It was either an enlightening moment or all the acid I did...

  11. PoprocksAndCoke PoprocksAndCoke
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    What drugs are you currently abusing?
    Life!
    Oxygen!
    Friendship!
    And some acid!
    ~swiftkaratechop


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. exotiic exotiic
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 9:00am UTC
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  14. blob52 blob52
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    i think its funny how
    when you're wearing a bikini
    people are totally ok with it.
    but when you are just in your underwear
    everyone yells "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"

  15. ZachCarter ZachCarter
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 10:43am UTC
    This is the letter my little brother had written before he died.
    Dear Mom, Dad, Jamie and Zach,
    By the time you read this letter, I will probably be gone. Unless Mom has been snooping in my room again!! I just want to let you know that I love you guys so much, even though I never really show it, and I fight with Jamie and Zach a LOT. You four people mean the WORLD to me and I could never ask for a better family. Sometimes you can't help me with some of my problems, like you can't make the cancer go away, but you help me through it and you keep me going. You don't know how much that means to me. I could never ask for a better family.
    When I die, I don't want you to be sad. I want you to be happy that I lived, and now I'm going to join God in heaven, and I'll see Grandma and Grandpa again. We'll be looking down on you, and smiling. When you're sad, remember us, and remember that we want you to be happy, and enjoy life while you can, like we did.
    I love you guys so much, and don't worry, because I'll see you again some day. :)
    xxx Dylan
    He was only 9 years old when he died.
    he was the most mature kid I've ever known.
    This letter is what keeps us going, when we're sad we think of Dylan and how much he loved his life; how much he would want us to love life and be happy too.
    Rest in peace, Dylan. <3

  16. ryAn242 ryAn242
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 1:45am UTC
    according to my parents;
    every girl i talk to is my "girlfriend"
    Dear future husband,

  17. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 4:08am UTC
    Ever had one of those
    moments when;
    You just sit there and think what it would be like if you killed yourself? When you imagine the looks on everybody's faces when they make that big announcement in the auditorium at school the next morning? You wonder how long it would be before all the uproar died down and what everyone would say after they heard the news. Then you imagine who all would be at your funeral and which one of your friends would cry the most. Then you think of your family's faces when they find out. But then you stop and think; Who all would care?

  18. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 4:39am UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    GROW A
    MOUSTACHE.

  19. Kandiie Kandiie
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 5:14am UTC
    oh what a waste of a perfectly
    good clean wrist.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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