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I hopped off the plane at LAX with a bong in my cardigan. Welcome to the land of drug excess, woah. How many drugs am I gonna fit in? Jumped in my cab, smokin' drugs, not for the first time. Look to my right and I see a 'unicorns xing' sign. Then it got all hazy, everything's so f●●king crazy.The sky is turning and I'm feeling kind of sea sick, too much acid, and I'm nervous.That's when the taximan turned on the lava lamp, and the bubbles turned me on, and the bubbles turned me on.
So I put my hands up,
I'm smokin' my bong,
The unicorns fly away,
Inhalin' it like, yeah.
Exhalin' it like, damn.
Got my drugs in,
My body goes numb,
I'm not gonna be okay.
Yeahh, ahh, ahhahaha, let's get baked in the USA!

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I hopped off the plane at LAX with a bong in my cardigan. Welcome

274 faves · 7 comments · Jan 14, 2011 11:21pm

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xCUTI3PI3 · 1 decade ago
If she was never Hannah Montana , I wouldn`t care .
But the fact is , she was and still is a role model for little girls .
Just because she is off of Disney Channel doesn`t mean she isn`t
A role model anymore .
She can do anything she wants , but we will comment on it .
She brought it on to herself . And I have no pity for her .
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tay12 · 1 decade ago
wowwww. I this quote is funny. You guys with all the hate comments just need to chill, cause its just supposed to be funny. It's not like anyone said it to her face. God guysss.
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Kelsehquann · 1 decade ago
Great quote, huh?(;
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rachelandsam605 · 1 decade ago
honestly its just supposed to be a funny song noting personal to mileyy so everyone chilll
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xredcrayonsx · 1 decade ago
Actually, smoking a bong IS legal. Guys, learn your facts before you're cutting on her. Like, seriously. It is legal, and she could try it if she WANTS to. She's not even on Disney anymore, so calm down..
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trakel96 · 1 decade ago
gina...no offensive but....that wassn't the smartest comment. its not legal. and then she's supposed to be a "role model" for kids across this country. she's basically saying "hey! you kid there! i smoke weed, you can too!!" and just trying, you dont know. she could have been doing this for awhile. its kinda a big deal to disney and the media. its not immaturity, its knowing how irresponsible and stupid she was. and yea, i actually watch hannah montana.
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Ginaxxlove33 · 1 decade ago
people are so immature, shes 18 years old, its legal, and she wanted to try it, thats the only time shes ever done it
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