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EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo

1. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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   February 15, 2011 1:12pm UTC
   if you ever have to chose between two things, always chose the second because if you really wanted the first one, there never would have been a second<3
   -not mine
   
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2. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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   February 15, 2011 1:04pm UTC
   so today my dad stayed home from work. i was home sick. so i asked him if he'd take me to the store, he asked for what. i'm like for OJ, tisses, and cough drops. this is how the conversation went:
   My dad: OJ Simpson? we'd have to go to jail for that.
   Me: no dad orange juice
   [later in the store]
   Me: we have to get OJ
   dad: Simpson?
   me: no we'd have to go to jail for that.
   [needlessto say the worker's face was priceless] :D
   
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3. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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   February 15, 2011 11:54am UTC
   me: what did you want for valentines day?
   eric: all i wanted was you<3
   
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4. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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   February 15, 2011 11:53am UTC
   "You can't keep what you don't have, and I want to keep you."
   -my boyfriend said this<3
   
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5. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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   February 15, 2011 11:40am UTC
   Elliot: hey doc, is our victim awake yet?
   Doc: i would hope not, shes in the morgue.
   
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6. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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   February 15, 2011 11:38am UTC
   I have the kind of boyfriend where... he'll kiss the phone and say "muah" just because i wanted a kiss<3
   
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7. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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   February 12, 2011 2:45pm UTC
   in the end, everything will be okay;
   if its not okay its not the
   e n d <3
   
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8. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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   February 12, 2011 2:29pm UTC
   Girl: i'll be waiting to cuggle.
   Zach: cuggle?
   Girl: a combination of cuddle and hug.
   Zach: aren't you just adorable!
   Girl: ooh! what's that a combination of?
   Zach: it's not, its a regular english word.
   Girl: ooh, i only speak American.
   
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9. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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   February 11, 2011 2:49pm UTC
   I feel like second by second my world is coming apart at the seams, and it just wont stop; </3
   
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10. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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    February 11, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    ‎-S for spongebob and S for sandy(:
    
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11. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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    February 11, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    Let's runaway together and never look back; they'll tear us apart if we do<3
    
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12. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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    February 11, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    && he asked me to be his long distance valentine<3
    -yeah hes a keeper(:
    
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13. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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    February 7, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    there's always that one boy...
    where no matter how many times he hurts
    you, you'll keep running back to him<3
    
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14. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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    February 7, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    My sister: why do guys always let girls wear their clothes?
    Me: because they'd look pretty stupid in ours
    <3
    
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15. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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    February 6, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    If you ever loved somebody put your hands up,and their gone and your wishing you could give them everything
    
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16. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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    February 6, 2011 1:43pm UTC
    I'm the girl thats never good enough.
    the girl that is second best</3
    
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17. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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    February 6, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    [&&] in the end if i dont have you, nothing will ever be okay</3
    
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18. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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    February 1, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    the easiest hello will be the hardest goodbye</3
    
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19. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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    January 29, 2011 9:05am UTC
    i need you like...
    a heart needs a beat.
    a nerd needs his glasses.
    a camara needs a flash.
    an ipod needs music.
    a shoe needs laces
    
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20. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
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    January 29, 2011 9:03am UTC
    cop: (talking about reed) where did you find him?
    Giddeon: he was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI.
    
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