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sorrry this isn't pretty!

my names Rachel Abramowitz
im 14, freshyy in high schoool
i live in NewYork, and i hate the cold
birthdayss june 5th '96
swimmings my sport, i am OBSESSED with summmer.
i love my camp and my camp friends more than anything.
musicc is my escape; i love the few friends that i do have
LINDSAY LOHAN<3 obsessed w her and the fam (:
i can only do me, and thats what i did; and i cherrish every breath


`xoxo

  1. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 10:50pm UTC
     
    It's hunting season
    and imma hunt you down
    i wanna see you run, like you run your mouth

  2. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 10:18pm UTC
     
     
    There's a little truth
    behind every "jk"
    A little curiousity
    behind every "jw"
    A little knowledge
    behind every "idk"
    And a little emotion
    behind every "idc"
    not my format/quote(:

  3. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    When I was 5 years old, my mom told me that happiness was the key to life
    When i went to school, they asked me what i wanted to be when i got older
    I wrote down "happy"
    They told me I didn't understand the assignment 
    I told them they didn't understand life.
     
    -tumblr

  4. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 11:35pm UTC
     
     
    Save Energy
    how would you like it if someone turned you on and then left?
     

  5. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    "can i hold your hand?"
    "no" 
    "Why not?"
    "cause it will hurt too much when you let go."

  6. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 11:05pm UTC
                      
    He r eyes are ful l of  the things
                                                      
        [(     Her mouth never had a chance to say.      )]not mine*

  7. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    real girls aren't perfect.
    perfect girls aren't real.♥

  8. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    Let's eat grandpa.
    Let's eat, grandpa
    commas save lives

  9. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    I hopped off the plane at LAX with a bong in my cardigan. Welcome to the land of drug excess, woah. How many drugs am I gonna fit in? Jumped in my cab, smokin' drugs, not for the first time. Look to my right and I see a 'unicorns xing' sign. Then it got all hazy, everything's so f●●king crazy.The sky is turning and I'm feeling kind of sea sick, too much acid, and I'm nervous.That's when the taximan turned on the lava lamp, and the bubbles turned me on, and the bubbles turned me on.
    So I put my hands up,
    I'm smokin' my bong,
    The unicorns fly away,
    Inhalin' it like, yeah.
    Exhalin' it like, damn.
    Got my drugs in,
    My body goes numb,
    I'm not gonna be okay.
    Yeahh, ahh, ahhahaha, let's get baked in the USA! not mine!!
     

  10. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 7:05pm UTC
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    & It's so hard to forget someone
    who gave you so much to remember
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  11. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    Pardon me ,Sir Gangster
    Your trousers are descending.

  12. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    I love you
    with all my boobs
    i would sayheart
    but my boobs are bigger.
    -----♥-----
    not my format

  13. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    If we aren't supposed to have midnight snacks  then why is there
    a light in the fridge?

  14. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 11:19am UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    & it's ironic isn't it? 
    we hurt the ones who love us.
    we love the ones who hurt us.
    ignore the ones that adore us,
    & adore the ones who ignore us.
    credz to whoevs

  16. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 6:01pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    where
    words fail
    ♥ MUSIC
    speaks
     
    *notmine

  17. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 11:40pm UTC
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  18. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 11:36pm UTC
    Love is handing someone a gun and letting it point to your head, believing that he won't pull the trigger.
    -Spongebob Squarepants
     
     

  19. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    So raise your glass
    If you're a unicorn

  20. rachelandsam605 rachelandsam605
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    So this one time i was like fishing
    And i like saw a fish
    So i like tried to catch it
    But it was a taco.
    "totally kyle"
    -the amanda show<3

:)

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