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BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
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March 4, 2011 3:02pm UTC

LetTheFlamesBegin
I'm sure most to all of us knew Bethany, this beautiful Witty girl. Bethany was loved by all of us, but she passed away recently. For the one and only time in my life, I'm asking for faves, for Bethany's sake. Cancer takes lives ruthlessly without a second thought.
RIP Bethany/LetTheFlamesBegin. You will never be forgotten. <3

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tallgreenmonster
posted a quote
March 6, 2011 10:59pm UTC

A Doctor Tells His Patient
"You're going to die. You have 9"
» The patient asked
"9 what doctor?" **
The doctor responded with "8. . . 7"
Fave if you get it
not my format

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xxtiffanyxlovexx
posted a quote
March 7, 2011 12:46am UTC

Wanna Hear A Clean Joke?
John Took A Bath With Bubbles.
Wanna Hear A Dirty Joke?
Bubbles Was His Next Door Neighbor.
Not Mine. Just thought it was funny(:

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dancechica97
posted a quote
March 7, 2011 11:20am UTC

What's the difference
between a pregnant lady
and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.(;
click the ♥ if you get it

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bruisesshine
posted a quote
March 6, 2011 7:23am UTC

WE ARE All A little weIrd
and lifes a little weird,
and when we find someoNe
whos weirness is compatible with ours
we join together in mutual weirdness
And call it
Love.
♥
not mine.

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ILOVEHOBOSFEETSOFUCKINGMUCH
posted a quote
March 6, 2011 9:22am UTC

Go To Google Translate;
& type in 'Bad Romance' and switch it to English >> Serbian
Copy the Serbian translation and switch to Serbian >> English
Mother of God....

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
March 6, 2011 6:50am UTC

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DR. SUESS Not Only Had
good messages for
little kids, but teens too.
THE CAT IN THE HAT,
taught us that you can party as hard as you want,
as long as you clean up
the mess before your mom gets home. ♥
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musicobsesd09
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 7:59pm UTC

Sharks aren't the
bad guys. If
some stranger
entered my
house in just a
Speedo, I would
probably attack
him too.

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jayohchica
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 11:04pm UTC

6 9% of people
can find something
dirty
♥.In Every Sentence..♥

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epicbeacher
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 5:06pm UTC

Like if you remember:
Mindy: Can you explain what this is?
Drake: Airplane.
Mindy: And who is this jumping off the airplane?
Drake: Mrs. Hafer.
Mindy: And where's her parachute?
Drake: Didn't draw one.
Mindy: (Shouts) Didn't draw one!
Josh: But there's a lake below, so clearly, she would land safely in the water.
Mindy: Really? Drake what are these things in the water?
Drake: Hungry alligators
gotta love Drake <3

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meganstock
posted a quote
March 6, 2011 5:54am UTC

Today I was making toast.
While toasting the bread, I realised it smelt really good.
As I was leaning over the toaster, smelling the bread,
the toast popped up and hit me in the face.
Toaster : 1
Me : 0
MLIA
♥
Format credit to whoever.

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oxjoyyxo769
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 8:41pm UTC

turtles can swim.
i can swim.
therefore i am a turtle.
--------------- ♥ ---------------

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
March 6, 2011 6:51am UTC

There are four stages in life;;
--------------stage one: You believe in Santa Clause[kid]
stage two: You don't believe in Santa Clause[teen]
stage three: You are Santa Clause[adult]
stage four: You look like Santa Clause[old dude]

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Briitney
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 7:03pm UTC

♥ Before Marriage ♥
Boy: At last I can hardly wait
Girl: Do you want me to leave
Boy: No, don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, I always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, do you think I ever would?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Would you ever hurt me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Honey (:
After marriage,
(read it backwards!)

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SLERP
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 8:33pm UTC

3 girls step on a magic rug that makes you disappear if you tell a lie
Brunette: I Think I'm The Prettiest Girl In School
*poof*
Red Head: I Think I'm The Most Popular Girl In School
*poof*
Blonde: I Think-
*Poof*
no offense intended :)

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Halo11
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 6:33pm UTC

If you’re reading this quote you’re a ninja…Fave and you will be in the ninja club. SHHHHH!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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musicobsesd09
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 4:56pm UTC

Dear internet, please stop with the ads that start talking on their own.
sincerely,
I just had a heart attack

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valerieexrainbowss
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 5:02pm UTC

I wish I had an iTunes gift card with $528963120354218492 on it.

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