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A Doctor Tells His Patient
"You're going to die. You have 9"
» The patient asked
"9 what doctor?" **
The doctor responded with "8. . . 7"
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A Doctor Tells His Patient "You're going to die. You

226 faves · 8 comments · Mar 6, 2011 10:59pm

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tallgreenmonster · 1 decade ago
haha so basically it means that the doctor is gonna kill the patient in 9 seconds
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XxgiveallmysecretsawayxX · 1 decade ago
i dont get why its funny?
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yourbiggestfanxo · 1 decade ago
he has 9 seconds and the doctor is counting down the seconds until he dies haha
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TheUnwantedOne · 1 decade ago
I don't get it :/
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jesssiicaaax3 · 1 decade ago
Lmaooo!
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raniel1 · 1 decade ago
i dont qet iht... o.0
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ShannonCullen · 1 decade ago
i dont get it ? :S
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Ziz2 · 1 decade ago
i dont get it... OHHH I GET IT NOWW!!
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