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Today I was making toast.

While toasting the bread, I realised it smelt really good.

As I was leaning over the toaster, smelling the bread,

the toast popped up and hit me in the face.

Toaster : 1
        Me : 0 

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Today I was making toast. While toasting the bread, I realised

346 faves · 5 comments · Mar 6, 2011 5:54am

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meganstock · 1 decade ago
REALLY! LOL! :D
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dancerchick17 · 1 decade ago
hahahaha!! that happened to my cousin but the toast was so hot it burnt his face!!(:
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meganstock · 1 decade ago
yeah, it made me laugh so much, so :')
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xeldarsangelx · 1 decade ago
Lol. evil toast!
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Billyboy · 1 decade ago
Bahahah i read this one on MLIA (:
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