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*mysterious.mah*
posted a quote
April 21, 2014 8:53pm UTC

"You just elbowd my boob"
"You just boobed my elbow.."

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phee*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 8:22am UTC

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?
Cellfies.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 10:23am UTC

we may not be best friends anymore
we may not stay up until 4am
every single night
talking about whatever is on our minds
but i will never forget
the things you said
the plans we made
and how happy i felt with you
we may not be best friends anymore
but you are still the one person
i think about every night until 4am
and talk about whatever is on my mind
hoping you will be thinking about me too
you are still the one person
who can make me happy
because you are still my best friend
just because you replaced me
doesn't mean i have to replace you
a.r

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*blushes*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 10:34am UTC

And
you were just
like the moon,
so lonely, so
full of imper-
fections, but
just like the
moon, you shined
in times of dark-
ness

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spence*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 1:06pm UTC

"you have little boobs!" “wow you look really tired!" “you look sick" “you look mad" “i don’t like your outfit, you looked better in that other shirt" “your hair is really messy!" “wow you sure are eating a ton!" “did you just wake up?" “i liked your hair before you cut it!"
stop
pointing
stuff
like
this
out

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spence*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 1:08pm UTC

“I dont care about looks”
LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
March 23, 2014 2:43am UTC

I hate it how you fall in love with someone you have no chance with

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*Tori Leigh*
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March 22, 2014 6:10pm UTC

Eh.

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dolph*
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March 22, 2014 4:04pm UTC

americans seem to think there are two accents in england:
• tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot
and
• YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL F*CK YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY BIRD
but english people seem to there are two accents in america:
• well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses
and
• woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed

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MadzYounis
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 2:34pm UTC

Those people who write 1 word for a quote and get 49 favourites:O
Witchcraft.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 7:29pm UTC

what if you were looking at your alarm clock one day and it was 11:59 PM but then it turned to 11:60 PM

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Fay*
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March 22, 2014 3:21pm UTC

Wear shirt once : Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months : Still clean

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dolph*
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March 22, 2014 5:29pm UTC

i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner.
now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 7:43pm UTC

THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIGH I GOT REALLY INSPIRED AND I WROTE DOWN A BEAUTIFUL SONG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT AND ORIGINAL AND MOVING BUT THEN A FEW DAYS LATER WHEN I WASN’T HIGH I FOUND IT ON MY FLOOR AND REALIZED I HAD JUST WRITTEN DOWN THE LYRICS TO FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY

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BravoSierra
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March 22, 2014 3:39pm UTC

in 20 years the hardest thing our kids will have to do
is finding a username that isn't taken.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 7:35pm UTC

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 7:41pm UTC

me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

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dolph*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 5:21pm UTC

me: mom im done
mom: excuse me?
me: ive had it, im dropping out
mom: who do you think you are??
me: im done with the fake b'i't'ches, the homework, all of it
mom: you're on 2nd grade
me: no one gets me

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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