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  1. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 6:52pm UTC
    Pretty friend: Omg I just got 100 likes on my profile picture!
    Friend with a boyfriend: Omg I just went on the cutest date!
    Athletic friend: Omg I just got asked to join the national team!
    Popular friend: Omg today I got invited to like ten parties!
    Me: Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.
    Yup, I'm the coolest! .-.

  2. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:27pm UTC
    I think a lot, but I don't say much.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 4:49pm UTC
    do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 4:47pm UTC
    hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 4:53pm UTC
    I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well

  6. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 10:28pm UTC
    normal teenager:
    sneaking out the house
    to party at 1 am
    me:
    sneaking out of my
    bedroom to get a bag
    of cheetos and making
    myself a sandwich at
    1 am
    StoryQouteLover

  7. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    frickerstein:
    today in american lit a kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and
    told us to follow him so we all left the room and he changed the
    clock so it was 6 pm and like 10 minutes later the kid ran into the
    hallway with his backpack and we were all sitting at the end and he
    just sat down in the middle of the hallway and started to cry
    StoryQouteLover

  8. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 8:32pm UTC
    frickerstein:
    tiesaretedious:
    hoLY SH|T SO TODAY THE WEIRDEST SH|T
    HAPPENED
    a bee got into my class and everyone was freaking out, so
    all of a sudden, this kid goes "I GOT IT" and he pulls
    out a RUBBER BAND AND SHOOTS IT DOWN IN
    ONE TRY
    MY TEACHER STOOD THERE NO ONE KNEW HOW TO
    REACT
    "son I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative"
    StoryQouteLover - this has been modified to remove inappropriate words ^^

  9. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 10:47pm UTC
    some fictional characters
    should be real
    and some real people
    should be fictional
    StoryQouteLover

  10. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 11:38pm UTC
    i'll give you 7 bucks
    to have a crush on me
    StoryQouteLover

  11. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    what if your pillow
    could collect your dreams
    and when you wake up,
    you plug it into your
    computer and watch them again
    StoryQouteLover

  12. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 9:35pm UTC
    my attendance to most
    family events is
    based on what food
    they're serving
    StoryQouteLover

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