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1. uramazingjustthewayyouare
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2012 12:20pm UTC
   KEEP WITTY CONTRACT!
   Steve
   [the owner of WittyProfiles.]
   has asked us all politely if we could stop swearing..
   or Witty is gone, forever.
   sign this petition if you promise not to swear,
   copy & paste & keep this contract going;
   fave this if you signed. :)
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2. Jade672
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 8:05pm UTC
   no matter
   how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun.. you act dead.
   nmf
   
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3. DamnnTaylerx
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 9:12pm UTC
   WHEN YOU KNOW THE LYRICS
   BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE SONG.
   
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4. Jade672
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 8:02pm UTC
   The akward momet when
   the teacher asks you to read aloud
   and you don't even know what
   page they're on..
   
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5. uramazingjustthewayyouare
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2011 7:00pm UTC
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6. Jennie123
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 3:07pm UTC
   math
   awkward silence
   brittany-theres an awkward silence a gay baby was born. What there was an awkward silence and every time theres an awkward silence a gay baby is born
   
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7. pluto*
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2011 6:41pm UTC
   Wanna learn how to trick a blond?
   click here
   fave if you fell for it(:
   
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8. brokensmileismyname
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2011 5:25pm UTC
   {}
   fav if,
   in scary movies
   you cover your eyes,
   & then look threw
   the cracks of your
   fingers.
   
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9. youraveragegirl
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2011 5:11pm UTC
   credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
   11/11/11 failed me.
   fave if it failed you too.
   
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10. sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    im the type
    of person who will procrastinate, but use that time to worry about the deadline. But still not do it.
    
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11. AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    single and ready to mingle eat pringles
    alnicholas quotes
    
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12. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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13. SheWasOnceIt
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 12:46pm UTC
    IF HE'S DUMB ENOUGH to walk away,
    BE SMART ENOUGH
    to let him go.
    
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14. crayolaisawesome
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When You're Alone In The Class Room With The Teacher.
    
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15. samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 3:13pm UTC
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16. ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    hey, you free this weekend?(:
    damn right i'm free.
    this is america.
    
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17. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    Homework gives me
    1% knowledge and 99% boredom
    
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18. UnfaithfulBrunette
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    Hey Dad Wanna Play a Game?
    Sure?
    Patato
    Chicken
    Im Pregnant....
    Your Adopted....
    nmf
    
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19. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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20. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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