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ineedfrandz
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Suicide Hotline-
1-800-273-8255
Favorite if you are willing to save
some ones life by favoriting this quote.

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amaraababyxo
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Childhood memory;
"Your mom's here! Qucik, hide so you can't go home!"

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Smiley_101
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 6:23pm UTC

HEY MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE
YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW
MY MIND
HEY MICKY!
--Admit It You Didn't Read That, You Sang It--

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xoambermarie
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Me: Call my boyfriend.
Siri: Are you pregnant?
Me: Siri, just call my boyfriend.
Siri: We don't need to involve him. This is your decision. I can take care of everything.
Me: Siri.
Siri:
Me:
Siri:
Me:
Siri: He doesn't need to know a thing. It can be like it never happened. Poof.

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gianna31
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 2:15pm UTC

Plot Twist: My Mom closes the door after she leaves my room

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fightlikeagirl456
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 8:17pm UTC

Wow! Its a beautiful morning!
Lemme just see what's new on witty real quick...
Wow! Its a beautiful night!

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summerlovinxox
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 5:03pm UTC

Our thoughts on the guys:
Elementary school: ew boys!
Middle School: oh my god he is so cute
High School: F*CK the male population
College: DAMN WHAT HAVE I BEEN MISSING
Late twenties: I just want to find a real man!
Fiftys: ugh my husband is clueless.
Late seventies: MAGIC MIKE IS NOW MY FAVORITE MOVIE.

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2WriteLOVEonMyArms
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 12:24pm UTC

*Yesterday at Walgreens*
random girl: hey, do you have a witty?
me: um...yes?
girl: oh my gosh I know you! Charlie!!
me: but I don't have a picture...
girl: I follow you.
me: okay? that still doesn't explain -
girl: shhh. just let me be happy.
me: I'm leaving now.
was this any of you?
I'm sort of afraid.

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ChasingDreams
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 1:21pm UTC

Dear inventors of tampons,
How awkward was it to explain your envention to everyone?

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ChasingDreams
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 1:15pm UTC

Life isn't a garden.
Don't be a hoe.
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 3:46pm UTC

Every summer...
Beginning: Lets make this the best summer yet!
End: This summer sucked.

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katberndt1
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Me after running for thirty seconds: I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing

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dreamwithmex3
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Me: AS LONG AS YOU LOVEE ME
Me: WE COULD BE STARVING
Me: WE COULD BE HOMELESS
Me: WE COULD BE BROKE
Me:
Me:
Me: Woah woah wait. STARVING?!
Me:
Me: Sorry Justin Bieber, not okay with me.

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 3:46pm UTC

Just Imagine: You're at school and you go and open your locker. When you open the locker door a note falls out. You pick up the folded piece of paper and open it to see your witty username written on it.
MY WORST NIGHT MARE.

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likerawrandily
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Short horror story:
Kidz Bop singing "Call Me Maybe"

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Me in the beginning of summer: I think I'm actually gonna hang out with people this summer.
Me now: haha there's alway next summer ...

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J3S5E
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 6:20pm UTC

What if Rappers
rapped about nice things?
Like,
"Girl, Imma take yo clothes off, and
give them to a homeless person,
because they be gettin cold
.

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ilovemikaylaandmelissa
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC

I Always See Quotes That Say
"Today at the supermarket I was all dressed in sweats and no make up and a little boy perposed with a candy ring."
Well today at Cosco, I was in gym shorts with my hair up and a little boy growled at me.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 8:51pm UTC

click to see this quote

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shadysback
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Ryan Lochte??
more like Ryan Loch me in a room and screw me

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