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MissyAnjum

  1. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    Remember that girl who you called fat?
    She's overdosed with diet pills. Don't care about that?
    Remember that boy who didn't come to school yet?
    He talked his best friend out of suicide. He'll never forget.
    Remember that child's father that has one eye?
    He is a soldier, and he struggled to survive.
    Remember that kid who has no hair?
    She has cancer, do not stare.
    Remember those kids who you had bullied?
    There is something wrong. You don't know their stories.
    My poem, I worked so hard! So please do not copy!

  2. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    He offered her
    the world and she said
    SHE HAD HER OWN.

  3. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    My Mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
    Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
    Brother: That's not fair.
    Mom: DO AS I SAY
    Brother: You never send Margie to her room when she's in trouble.
    Mom: She never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit
    in the living room or go outside and talk to human beings.
    Me: I CAN HEAR.

  4. PainStrides_MemoriesSubside PainStrides_MemoriesSubside
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    Girls are cutting themselves over
    Justin Bieber!?
    Thank God ya'll ain't Wiz Khalifa fans...

  5. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    The Monsters Under Your Bed
    when you were a kid, is actually society.


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  7. FlorenceSong FlorenceSong
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    Paul McCartney
    denied Justin Bieber to doing a duet.
    THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

  8. Imjustme32 Imjustme32
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 8:30am UTC
    Guess what. . .
    my birthday is today.

  9. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Next time you see your friend, take a picture of them squished up against a window, or some form of glass.
    Assign the picture to their contact on your phone.
    The next time they ring you it will look like they're trapped inside your phone.
    You're welcome.

  10. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 9:32pm UTC
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    How's it going today, Raina?
    Why don't I just kill myself already, that's the real question.
    ♞Friends ▼
    Post
    Ten Reasons Why
    Chapter One
    The day that I attempted to commit suicide started off like any other.
    I woke up at seven o'clock sharp , leaving for school thirty minutes later.
    But, not before checking on my mother, who was
    laying in bed and would stay that way for the rest of the day, like always.
    My brother, I also noticed, had already left to mingle with his football friends and cheerleaders.
    That meant that he had took the car, leaving me to walk.
    Not that I minded, but it was as if he had forgotten about his own sister, who
    just so happened to need to get to school , too.
    When I came to school, the first thing my eyes landed upon, as always, was them.
    They were all either laughing or smiling, continuously giggling with their new friends.
    They were all happy without me as cheerleaders, and that really stinged.
    We had been so close, which left me confused as to what had gone wrong.
    Sighing, I walked along towards the front doors of the school, feeling their eyes burn a hole
    at the back of my head as I passed them.
    "Hey girls, look who's arrived!"
    I frowned at the sound of that familiar high-pitched voice, bracing myself for what was coming.
    "It's that loser with no friends," the captain of the cheer squad said with a giggle. Glancing at them slightly, my eyes watered a bit at the sight of my old friends laughing along with her.
    I sighed, wondering why my life had turned out this way.
    "God, nobody needs her around. Why doesn't she just kill herself already?"
    I froze.
    And that, my friends, is how this story really begins.

  11. Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    Perfect school
    -Steve as my Head teacher.
    -Keith Lemon as Deputy
    -The Big Bang Theory cast as my main subject teachers
    -Ant and Dec as Deputy Head Boys
    -Inbetweeners as my bestfriends
    -American Pie as my other subject teachers
    -My followers as the students
    -Jeremy Kyle as the school concellor.
    We'd have McDonalds for Lunch everyday and school would only be 3 hours long. No homework would be a rule and loud music would be played out on the corridors. You would be allowed to do anything to your hair, have tatoos, piercings and wear any clothes you want. School would start in the afternoon and you would be allowed to wear your pyjamas to school. All this without getting jugged.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. cl0udy cl0udy
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    I have this really unattractive thing on my face called my face

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:37am UTC
    "TEN LETTERS"
    IS TEN LETTERS,
    AND THIS IS TEN WORDS.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    I'm still trying to get over the fact that oranges
    are pre-sliced by nature

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:00pm UTC
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  17. animalove01 animalove01
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    Remember that episode of
    The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
    when Zack finds out that
    Mr. Moesby is Jango Darkblade,
    and Zack is Moltak Firewind?
    Crazy days.
    Crazy.
    Days.


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  19. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Health tips i need to keep, ignore it please unless you want this too ♥
    My grandma always told me to do one more, no matter how tired or bored you are. Always go one more.
    Want a flat tummy? Try eating more oatmeal, broccoli, peanut butter, berries, nuts and whole grains.
    Cut soda out of your diet once and for all. You'll see a major difference in your mood, teeth whiteness and weight.
    An awesome reason to exercise: It can help clear up your skin! People who work out regularly tend not to break out as much, as physical activity helps circulate nutrients and oxygen to your skin.
    New to running? Challenge yourself to jog for an entire song from your iPod next time you hit the track. Then walk for a song for a break. Easy!
    Need some quick cardio? Running up and down your stairs is awesome.
    Spice up your every-day run with intervals. Warm up for 5 minutes, and then do 10 sets of this combo: two minutes of a steady jog, one minute of a run/sprint. Do a 5 minute cool-down and ta-da! your new jazzed up workout.
    Finding it hard to keep up the motivation to exercise?Create a tip jar for yourself and add to it every time you workout. Set a goal so you can treat yourself for all your hard work! A self-defense class is a great way to de-stress, stay fit and keep safe at the same time! Look up local classes and recruit a friend or family member to join.
    People who write out exercise goals have a greater success rate, so put up healthy motivators on your mirror, computer and other places you’ll be sure to see them.
    Did you know that laughing actually burns calories?
    Make a point to work on your posture. Standing and sitting up straight is way better for your back and abs.
    Handy new fact: Tidying up your room can burn up to 130 calories per hour! (this makes me want to take everything out of my room, organize it, and put it back together. possible 4 hours, i hope?)
    Lying on the floor right after school and doing plank pose for 30 seconds is great way to tone those abs and give you a boost before homework.
    Turn your fitness routine into a game with a deck of cards.Assign a different target area, like legs, abs, arms and butt, to each suite. Shuffle and see what you'll flip over next.
    Try calf raises on the stairs to strengthen your gams. Let your heels hang off the edge and raise up on tip-toe, then lower back down. Aim for 30 reps! Try some wall pushups. Stand two feet from the wall, lean with your hands on the wall, slowly push yourself back until your arms are fully extended before returning to your original position. Start a 30-Day Challenge!Vow to pick an exercise routine and stick with it for a full 30 days. Trust us, you’ll love the emotional and physical results. Can’t do sit-ups without someone to hold your feet down? Find a piece of furniture you can slide your toes under to keep ‘em from poppin’ up. Then you can get better abs even when you’re solo. Commercials aren’t the only time to exercise during TV shows – try doing squats during the program. You’ll still be facing forward, and the show will distract you from the fact that you’re even exercising! We promise--working out just once makes you eager to do it again. Get started! Lifting weights isn't just for the boys! Grab a dumbbell and try some resistance work for a totally tough workout. Know yourself. If push-ups are the hardest for you, get them out of the way first. If you wait 'til your workout is almost over, you might skip them. We’re the first to admit it: home workouts can be tough to get into. Motivate yourself to get started by first just sitting on the floor and stretching. Then, warm up with a few easy crunches and push-ups. Soon, you’ll be pumped to start your routine. Next time you’re exercising, add an extra five minutes to your workout. You can do anything from adding five minutes to your jog to doing sit-ups and push-ups during those extra seconds. Increasing the length of your regular regime is a great way to keep your heart healthy and not get stuck in a workout rut. Whole grain vs. whole wheat? Whole grain is better for you because it doesn’t go through a refining process that strips it of nutritional goodies.
    Warm up by eating spicier foods, which are satisfying and can help stimulate digestion at the same time.
    Don’t avoid that sweet craving today. If you restrict yourself now, you might end up eating way too much at your next meal.
    Slow down while you eat.Studies have shown that eating slower helps you to avoid overeating and improves digestion.

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Most overused movie quote:
    Parent: You're throwing away your dream!
    Teenager: No mom/dad, I'm throwing away yours

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