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  1. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    i literally never had a stage where i thought boys were icky and gross
    i've literally been chasin the d since fresh out the womb

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

  3. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:34am UTC
    What if people's names couldn't be the same, and everyone had to have a different name.
    "Hello, this is my daughter, jamie6024789princess."
    And then people started murdering others for the good names.
    Hunger Names.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    did you know that the macarena is about
    a girl cheating on her boyfriend with two of his friends and then asking a bunch of other guys to come sleep with her?

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    he found her
    most beautiful
    not when she was all
    fancied up but
    when she wasn't.
    when she was
    lying on the carpet, with
    her hair a mess,
    laughing about
    something that happened
    years ago.
    he couldn't
    take his eyes
    off her when she
    let her wall
    down. when she
    wasn't trying to
    impress
    anyone.
    format jimmy365

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Boy: Hey!
    *Girl doesn't answer*
    Boy: I really like you
    *Girl doesn't answer*
    Boy: Okay... I love you.
    *Girl still doesn't say anything*
    Boy: I never want to let you go...
    *Girl remains silent*
    *Boy kisses girl*
    *Boy eats girl*
    The moral of the story is... the girl was Doritos the whole time.

  7. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    This is a story my sister found and told me:
    One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. " They really should get lives. " He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday! " He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
    Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!" He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. " Thanks," he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story." I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

  8. AnotherAverageTeenageGirl AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Today at school a group of students and I had to do a skit for the elementary students on what bullying is. So we showed them that bullying is something that happens everday and not just once or twice on accident. We made signs with the days of the week on it to show that it happens over a period of time and each time the sign would change the "bully" would say or do something to the "victim"
    I was the "victim" in one of the skits and the "bully" was making fun of me, calling me names, you know. The entire time he was calling me stupid, said I smelled, and told me my clothes were gross. During this time maybe one or two kids would laugh, but not realy any reactions.
    And then the bully said. "You are fat and ugly. You shouldn't come to school because no one wants to see your face."
    After he said that there was a moment of silent and then every little kid there went "Ooohhhhhh!"
    Afterwards we were standing off to the corner talking about how it went when a little boy, maybe a kindergartener came up to me.
    "I just wanted to let you know that you aren't fat or ugly. You are really really pretty, and that boy shouldn't of lied to you." He then turned to the guy that way being the bully. "You do not call a girl fat or ugly! All girls are beautiful! You should be put in time out!"
    I told the little boy that he was just pretending and would never really call a girl fat or ugly and the little boy looked at me and said. "Okay but he does it again let me know. I'll get him to stop." And then he walked away.
    I hope that little boy never changes.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    one time
    i put my mum’s bras on a
    ceiling fan because i though it’d be a
    funny prank but then some
    people came over to look at the
    house and i didn’t have
    time to take the bras down so
    when my mum turned the fan on bras
    flew all around our kitchen and
    landed on the people and like
    no one wanted to say
    anything so we acted like
    bras weren’t strewn across all of us
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just walked in
    i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
    i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser. because i am sitting here like a loser
    one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
    ...
    ...
    he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
    which they're not.
    because they don't exist.
    because they're not real.
    i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
    please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
    JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
    WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
    i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
    but i have a coffee
    and it's caramel flavoured
    and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
    don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown men
    why do bad things happen to good people?
    maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
    ...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
    help help help help help
    i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
    i'm not a time machine
    i wish i was a time machine.
    abort abort abort

  11. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Ɩ'м иσт cσмιиɢ σи ωιттʏ αƨ мʋcн αиʏмσяɛ.
    βɛcαʋƨɛ σғ cαиcɛя, ιт мακɛƨ мɛ ωɛακɛя ɛʌɛяʏ ∂αʏ. Ɩ σиℓʏ нαʌɛ ℓιмιтɛ∂ тιмɛ ℓɛғт, ƨσ Ɩ ωαит тσ ƨρɛи∂ ιт ωιтн мʏ ғαмιℓʏ αи∂ ғяιɛи∂ƨ. Ɩ'м ƨтιℓℓ ∂ɛcι∂ιиɢ ωнɛтнɛя σя иσт тσ тɛℓℓ Ĵαяɛ∂ мʏ ραƨƨωσя∂. Ƴɛƨ σя иσ? Ɩ'м иσт ƨʋяɛ. Ƭнɛƨɛ ∂ɛcιƨισиƨ αяɛ ƨσ нαя∂ σи мɛ. Ɩ нαʌɛ тσ ɢιʌɛ ʋρ тнιиɢƨ тнαт Ɩ ∂σи'т ωαит тσ, ɛʌɛи мʏ ℓιғɛ. Ɩ'м ɢσιиɢ тσ мιƨƨ ʏσʋ ɢʋʏƨ, вʋт Ɩ'ℓℓ cσмɛ σи ɛʌɛяʏ σиcɛ ιи αωнιℓɛ тσ тɛℓℓ ʏσʋ нσω Ɩ'м ғɛɛℓιиɢ. Ɩ'м cσмιиɢ тσ αи ɛи∂, ωιттʏ. Ɩ'м ɢσιиɢ тσ мιƨƨ ʏσʋя ʝσκɛƨ αи∂ ιиƨριяαтισи, вʋт Ɩ нαʌɛ тσ ƨтαʏ αωαʏ. Ɩ ℓσʌɛ ʏσʋ.
    I love you, wittians.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    I love when
    I get complimented
    on things that aren’t my appearance .
    Don’t get me wrong,
    I love to be called pretty/cute/beautiful etc,
    but I love when people compliment my laugh.
    Or the way I sound when I just wake up.
    The way my hair falls naturally.
    How I say a certain word.
    Just the way that I am.
    I love that.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    "What if he's your Romeo but you're not his Juliet?"
    that means that you're his Rosaline and you survive the freakin play.

  14. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    Sometimes I just want a hug.
    Somestimes I want someone to wrap their arms around me, and tell me that everything will be okay. That I don't have to go through this alone, and that they'll be there when I need them. I want someone to hold me close to them and never let me go. When I just want to give up and tell life that they won, I want someone to give me a reason to keep fighting. I just want a hug. A nice, tight, warm hug that tells me that I'm not alone and that someone loves me. Sometimes I just want someone to walk up to me, wrap their arms around me, and hold me so close that I can hear their heart beating in their chest. Sometimes I just want a hug. An innocent little hug.
    That sometime is right now.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Harry: Why did the man sleep under the car?
    Interviewer: I don't know. Why did he sleep under the car?
    Harry: So he could wake up oily in the morning!
    Louis: It's funny because oily sounds like early!
    Louis: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? If anyone knows, don't answer cause that spoils it!
    Niall: Snowpire?
    Interviewer: Nice try, Niall.
    Louis: It is in fact NOT snowpire, Niall... It's frostbite!
    *claps*
    Louis: See what I did there?
    Liam: What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
    Interviewer: I don't know.
    Liam: Bacon and legs!
    Louis: Hahah!
    Liam: What is the best thing about deadly snakes?
    *silence*
    Liam: They've got poisonality!
    Louis: HAHAH, I LIKE THAT ONE!

  17. TheNamesAshleeNicole TheNamesAshleeNicole
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    IT'S 7TH GRADE..
    I stared at the girl next to me... She was my so called "best friend"... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said "thanks"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why...
    IT'S JUNIOR YEAR..
    My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... I Drew Barrymore movie... And 3 bags of chips... She decided to go to sleep... She looked at me.. Said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know... That I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why...
    IT'S SENIOR YEAR..
    The day before prom... She walked to my locker... "My date is sick" she said... He's not going to go... Well... I didn't have a date and in 7th grade... We made a promise that if neither of us had dates... We'd go together just as "best friends"... And so we did...
    IT'S PROM NIGHT..
    After everything was over with... I was standing at her front door step... I stared at her ... She smiled at me... I wanted her to be mine... But she doesn't think of me like that... And I know it... Then she said "I had the best time... Thanks!"... And she gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I wanted her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why...
    IT'S GRADUATION DAY..
    A day passed... And then a week... And then a month... Before I could blink... It was graduation day... I watched her... Perfect body... Floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma... I wanted her to be mine... But she doesn't think of me that way... And I know it... Before everyone went home... She came to me in her smock and hat... And cried as I hugged her... Then she lifted her head from my shoulders and said "you're my best friend"... "Thanks!"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her.. I wanted to know that I wanted to be more than "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy... And I don't know why...
    IT'S A FEW YEARS LATER..
    Now I sit in the pews of the church... A church that she is getting married in now... I watched her say "I do" an drive off to her new life... Married to another man... I wanted her to be mine... But she didn't see me like that... And I knew it... But before she drove away... She came to me and said "You came!... Thanks!"... And she kissed me on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I wanted her to know that I didn't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why...
    YEARS PASSED..
    I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend"... At the service they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years... This is what it said... "I stare at him... Wishing he was mine... But he doesn't notice me like that... And I know it... I wanted to tell him... I wanted him to know... That I don't want to be "just friends"... I love him but I'm just too shy... And I don't know why... I wish he would tell me he loved me"... I wish I did too... I thought to myself and I cried...rest in peace my Love


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    If you’re going
    to fall in love with me,
    it’s only fair that you know what you’re falling in love with.
    You are falling in love with my immaturity,
    my constant need to feel loved and appreciated,
    my overactive tear ducts, my internet obsession,
    my tendency to be a little too clingy.
    You fall in love with my troubled past,
    and my hopes and dreams,
    and how I’m a hopeless romantic at heart.
    If you fall in love with me, you fall in love
    with all my imperfections and my perception
    that nobody could ever love me.
    But, you are also falling in love with the way
    my eyes will smile when I’m with you,
    the way I’ll text you in the mornings just trying
    to get you to wake up.
    You’re falling in love with the occasional humorous and
    thought-provoking things I say,
    and the way I blush when people ask me about you.
    But to me, the most important thing will be that
    you are falling in love with me...

  20. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    My Last Christmas
    Tomorrow is my last Christmas. My last time to kiss under the mistletoe. My last time to excitedly open presents under the Christmas tree. My last time to go to church and celebrate the birth of baby Jesus. My Last Christmas because of Cancer.

:)

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