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  1. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    me: *stays home*
    parents: why are you so lazy? get off your butt & do something with your life
    me: *goes out*
    parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people & roaming the streets
    me: *eats*
    parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
    me: *doesn't eat something*
    parents: we're getting really concered are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us?
    me: *exhales*
    parents: DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE.

  2. babyBrii babyBrii
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    So I think I finally figured out
    what guys do at sleepovers.
    :Truth or dare?
    :Dare.
    :I dare you to tell her you love her.
    :But I don't?
    :So?
    :Okay, I'll do it.

  3. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 4:02pm UTC
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  4. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    hitting your hip on a corner and
    feeling like you've been shot.

  5. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    I think you're beautiful. I love you.
    No. Shut up. You made me die on temple run.

  6. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    Today,
    I was cleaning my turtles bowl
    so I let him walk around the garden.
    A FEW MINUTES LATER,
    I saw my mom running and screaming.
    My turtle was chasing her.
    format credit; vicctorriaaax

  7. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    I'm the type of person
    that will try to make everyone smile .
    But when I'm in need of a smile
    Who's there for me ?.

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    In a interview
    Selena gomez said "i only like zayn in one direction."
    In another
    interview harry said "i only like justin bieber in jelena."
    NMF/Quote by OneDirection

  9. therealthingx3 therealthingx3
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    Fave if you think you're ugly.
    Fave if you think you're stupid.
    Fave if you think you're worthless.
    Fave if you think you're less than perfect.
    [then come back in a few minutes & find your commented name.]

  10. graceexo graceexo
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:02am UTC
    the little dance your fingers do..
    when you don't know how to reply to a text.♥

  11. luchaswaggg luchaswaggg
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Here's to the girls That are strong
    the ones who actually listen to l y r i c s ,
    when they hear the song.
    we'll take the heart breaks,
    the hormones, the tears
    the anger, the pain
    & the make-up s m e a r s.
    we'll [[fake those smiles]]
    & we always try to get good grades.
    though some-how we always feel like we're playing charades
    no-one shall notice that we may ache inside
    we always try to be strong but some-times it just passes us by.
    heres to us, the girls who are strong,
    Here's to us, the real girls.

  12. halz456 halz456
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    boys who;
    put their fingers through your belt loop and pull you closer.

    nmfq

  13. likewhoa721 likewhoa721
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    Come on just admit it,
    even when your crush,
    does something incredibly stupid,
    it still looks cute to you.♥

  14. cactus cactus
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REMEMBER KIDS,
    if a stranger offers you drugs, you thank them.
    because drugs are very expensive.

  15. dancing3chick dancing3chick
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    & Everyone has...
    ///////////////// That one little secret, that no one,
    not even your best friend,
    knows about you.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

  16. sofigarcia sofigarcia
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    Have you ever noticed,
    that no one in iCarly has a dad?

  17. crosbalicious crosbalicious
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 8:26pm UTC
    drake:
    are you calling me a liar?
    josh:
    well, i ain't calling you a truther!

  18. liesfromaliarrr_x3 liesfromaliarrr_x3
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 11:12pm UTC
    I won't tell you to go to hell...
    I'll tell you to go to Oz.
    Because you are in DESPERATE NEED of some
    courage,
    brains,
    and most definitely some
    HEART♥

  19. osnapitzkenz osnapitzkenz
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    Hey, did you ask yet?
    No, my moms in a bad mood.
    Fav if that ever happened to you.
    --------------- ♥ ---------------

  20. alliee_xx alliee_xx
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    My Sister Died Last Week.
    When she was ten years old, she was diagnosed with AML, which is a form of leukemia. Leukemia is a type of cancer of the blood. My whole family didnt get the fact that it was a serious illness, and was going to be fatal. We all thought she would live to get to high school, to get a diploma, to get a job and go to college, to get married, to have babies of her own. I thought she was going to be around to be my maid of honor. But the day the doctor told my family that she wasnt responding to the chemo, and her body was preparing to shut down, our hearts broke. We all wished we could have helped her more than we did. We watched her suffer for two years, and didnt do the best we could to help. I feel guilty. When she died, i was lost. I thought life was going to end up going nowhere. Then it hit me. I had to do something to show my sister that i tried harder than anyone. I made this quote, and i made myself a vow that, for every like i receive on this quote, i am going to send $1 to every AML foundation in the country. For every comment, i am going to send $5. I want my sister to know that i want to help every one who has this disease become better. This is not fake, this is 100% true. It is your own decision to believe this though. I remember the last thing my sister told me: "If life is not going right, go left.
    Ill Be There Waiting♥
    LONNG BUT WORTH READING. I PROMISE YOU.

:)

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