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MegsTheSexOnLegs

  1. hyperion* hyperion*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    i feel the
    worst
    when i'm
    alone
    because
    that's when
    the monsters
    in my
    head
    say
    hello

  2. jackwhat?* jackwhat?*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    "lights will guide,you home..
    and i will try to fix you"..

  3. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    I really don't understand girls' logic when they say "boys are so scary, they go from "aw, you're so adorable" to "send me butt pics & sit on my face" in 2 seconds" .. bit dramatic of you to believe, isn't it?

  4. okay* okay*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Caps Lock;
    UNLEASH THE FURY .

  5. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Now close your eyes and go to sleep, maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream

  6. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    It's cute how they make the oreo bags resealable
    Like i'm not going to eat them all at once.

  7. zombies.are.kwl * zombies.are.kwl *
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 5:25am UTC
    I am an ocean
    I am the sea
    There is a world
    Inside of me
    Lost in the abyss
    Drowned in the deep
    No set of lungs
    Could salvage me
    Only a shipwreck
    only a ghost
    Merely a graveyard
    of your former self.

  8. Cotect336 Cotect336
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 5:53am UTC
    Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl i have ever met :)
    Girl: You just wanna fu*k me :/
    Boy: Wow and you're smart too ;)

:)

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