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  1. JustKRAZYMe JustKRAZYMe
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    What I say during a scary movie:
    "STOP!"
    "Turn around!!!"
    "Nooo!"
    "Ew she's ugly."
    "Idiot, you didnt listen to me.."
    "Ahhhhhh!!"
    When the movie is over:
    " I'm not going to sleep for weeks.."
    *Suspects every shadow, figure, sound, etc. is tying to kill you*

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    I’m the girl who’s never
    been given a chance,
    the girls who’s always been single,
    who’s always had a crush on a guy that didn’t care.
    I’m the girl who hides her feelings,
    the girl who doesn’t know how to flirt,
    who’s always lying when the tears are falling.
    I’m the girl who wonders what’s wrong with her,
    who’s always thinking about what could have been.

  3. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    This is Not A Poem
    It is 2:08 in the morning
    and I have a hunger in the
    pit of my stomach
    that can only be satisfied
    with the pure knowledge
    that you, dear, might
    be aching for me too

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    friend: you know there's a life
    outside the internet
    me: send me the link
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  5. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    What I want to say to
    everyone in my school:
    you is a peasant ☺

  6. l0vee34 l0vee34
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    PicK YOuR HeaD up pRinCess,
    your crown is falling.♥


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. philly_bombaa philly_bombaa
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 1:43am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    >>>>>>>
    Beauty isn't about looks, make-up
    or clothes. True beauty comes from being yourself.The more you show who you really are , the prettier you'll be .

  9. it_will_be_ok it_will_be_ok
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 1:44am UTC
    Nerds like us are allowed
    to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like, jump-up-and-down-in-your-chair-can't-control-yourself love it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is "You like stuff" Which is not a good insult at all. Like,
    "You are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness."
    -John Green
    nmf

  10. Erica_213 Erica_213
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 2:11am UTC
    If you have good thoughts
    they will shine
    out of your face
    like sunbeams
    and you will always
    look lovely.
    ~Roald Dahl

  11. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    You seem quite shy, but youre oh so cute.
    & im the kind of girl that would love to be yours if you asked me to

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    you never loved me
    or her
    or anyone
    or anything

  13. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    My Last Christmas
    Tomorrow is my last Christmas. My last time to kiss under the mistletoe. My last time to excitedly open presents under the Christmas tree. My last time to go to church and celebrate the birth of baby Jesus. My Last Christmas because of Cancer.

  14. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    I d i d n ' t t h i n k [x] [x] [x]
    it was possible
    t o t h i n k o f s o m e o n e s o m u c h

  15. mcorbett105 mcorbett105
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 10:50am UTC
    Say the opposite of these words:
    1) Always
    2) Coming
    3) From
    4) Take
    5) Me
    6) Down

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    You both like each other,
    But neither of you want to say it .
    She’s thinking there’s another girl ,
    and he’s thinking she can do better .
    These negative thoughts run to both of your minds
    and you start to believe them .
    Eventually you lose the feelings , and all you wonder is ,
    “what could’ve been..”
    Don’t let the chance pass you by ,
    tell each other the truth before it’s too late .

  17. EveryonesBeautiful45678 EveryonesBeautiful45678
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    It makes your lips so kissable,
    ...
    ....... And your kiss unmissable.
    ....................................Your finger tips so touchable
    ........................................................And your eyes irresistible.

  18. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 4:10am UTC
    And I know I'll be okay
    Though my skies are turning gray


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    you know what sucks?
    when you really want to tell your crush that you like him, but you fear his response.

:)

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