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  1. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1097
    When you're on
    your period and you just
    want to stand in the
    shower for a week.
    tumblr

  2. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    ˙ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ pǝsn ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ ןןǝʍ

  3. xXjustapersonXx xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    If I get a tattoo of a grape,
    by the time I turn 70, will it look like a raisin?

  4. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Every Teenager Has Tried Fitting Their Butt
    In A Baby Swing. nmf

  5. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    Things girls need to know about guys #1:
    We use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We almost never use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
    Should I do a series?

  6. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    No.
    You don't love Christina Perri if the only song you know is Jar of Hearts
    You don't love Owl City if the only song you know is Fireflies
    You don't love One Direction if the only song you know is What Makes you Beautiful
    You don't love Carly Rae Jepson if the only song you know is Call Me Maybe
    Knowing one song doesn't make you their biggest fan.

  7. m00stach3 m00stach3
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Your Single ?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Me Too.

  8. luceclark luceclark
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    *Seeing a hot guy*
    Me - Oh God he is hot, please have my babies
    Best Friend - Wait a sec, I got this
    Best Friend - OI YOU WITH THE HOT FACE
    Hot Guy - *Turns Around*
    Best Friend - THIS KID WILL HAPPILY TAKE YOUR KIDS, CALL HER
    Me -
    Best Friend - Told you I got this
    This is why I love my best friend

  9. tibbsxoxo tibbsxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Teacher: The test is very easy.
    Me: Sure it is bit.ch, you already know the answers.

  10. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    2 years.
    1 album.
    18 songs.
    1 brit.
    3 TCAs
    1 Documentary.
    3 world records
    1 tour
    Millions of fans.
    Ladies and gentlemen
    One Direction.

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    saying okay
    a million times just to get
    your parents to stop talking .

  12. elprado01 elprado01
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:06am UTC
    SAY COW BEFORE EACH WORD:
    1) COWS
    2) ABOUT
    3) TALKING
    4)FOOL
    5) THIS
    6) GOT
    7) I
    8) LONG
    9) HOW
    10) LOOK
    NOW SAY THE WORD COW AFTER EACH WORD:
    1) COWS
    2) ABOUT
    3) TALKING
    4) FOOL
    5) THIS
    6) GOT
    7) I
    8) LONG
    9) HOW
    10)LOOK
    NOW SAY THE WORD COW BEFORE AND AFTER EACH WORD:
    1) COWS
    2) ABOUT
    3) TALKING
    4) FOOL
    5) THIS
    6) GOT
    7) I
    8) LONG
    9) HOW
    10) LOOK
    NOW READ THESE WORDS FROM THE BOTTOM UP:
    1) COWS
    2)ABOUT
    3)TALKING
    4)FOOL
    5)THIS
    6)GOT
    7)I
    8)LONG
    9)HOW
    10)LOOK

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    We all have that one friend
    who needs to learn how to whisper.
    nfm/fmq

  14. D0ri20 D0ri20
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    "Can I help you?"
    "No, I just waited 15 minutes in line to say Hi."

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples,
    how many pancakes can fit on the roof?
    Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    here's some advice for all you youngins;
    don't grow up, it's all a trap.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    I must have missed school the day
    we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer.

  18. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    "I'm guessing at McDonald's you
    Get a big mac?"
    Niall: "A quarter pounder with cheese,
    6 chicken nuggets, and a cheeseburger."

  19. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    You've got to
    hand it to midgets.... because they can't reach

  20. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    dentist:
    *scrapes gums with sharp metal insturments*
    dentist:
    "you're bleeding because you dont floss."

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