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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 2:11am UTC
    and maybe instead of being on the stuck-up train,
    you should get off it and say
    choo-choo, thank you!
    - Jenna Marbles <3

  2. Shyshi98 Shyshi98
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 2:50am UTC
    I love when I make people
    smile♥
    nmf.

  3. 3picPrinc3sSx 3picPrinc3sSx
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 3:26am UTC
    I really like ceilings,
    - i guess you could -
    call me, a ceiling fan. ♥

  4. monsterr monsterr
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 3:49am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. peacex3jenn peacex3jenn
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 4:02am UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you're getting dressed and you accidentally make eye contact with one of your posters... and you feel them watching you.

  6. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  7. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 9:16am UTC
    Can switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
    did you just read that in the guys voice?

  8. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 4:40am UTC
    Yelling "Stay" at a non-living object that keeps falling over.

  9. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    Mom. Dad...
    I'm already rushing.
    calling me down 20 more times won't give me superspeed....
    It's only putting me in a worse mood.

  10. cutecrew1234 cutecrew1234
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    After a fight,
    99% of people will calm down
    and think over what happened
    1% will sit around and think
    of better comebacks that they
    could have used
    fave if your that 1%. (:

  11. divagrl43 divagrl43
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. liketoysoldiers liketoysoldiers
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    Today,
    I was looking up something in my [[ Spanish ]] book.
    At the very beginning it has the
    *_names of students who have had the book before. _*
    The first name said "Micheal Jackson;
    Issued: Black Returned: White"
    --->I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the period.
    MLIA

  13. KayleighLovesYou KayleighLovesYou
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 5:48am UTC
    I'm taking a survey.
    If you're single - Fave.
    If you're taken - Comment.
    If you don't care because you have Ben&Jerry's ice cream and Witty - Do both. :)
    - Not my idea

  14. dreamer18 dreamer18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    Getting your period on your wedding day would suck

  15. sortyd sortyd
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    O n l y I n M a t h P r o b l e m s
    can you buy 60 watermelons and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

  16. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    69% of people;
    find something
    DIRTY
    in every sentence.
    nmf/nmq

  17. emmylove emmylove
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    WELL SOmeONE
    got their
    girlfriend at
    whores-r- us ♥

  18. taylorswiftfanxx16 taylorswiftfanxx16 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    your boobs are as fake as
    the b○ys ○n witty

  19. xocantexplainxo xocantexplainxo
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    REBECCA BLACK
    IS </3 NOW
    PREGNANT
    I GUESS SHE CHOSE THE BACK SEAT

  20. thelasttearfell thelasttearfell
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    i never actually re-check my test....
    i just flip through the pages:D

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