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sortyd
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 7:02pm UTC

------------♥------------
Belly tops
Flip Flops
Lemonade
In The Shade
Blue Skies
Hot Guys
Late Nights
Water Fights
Ice Creams
Sweet Dreams
Bathing Suits
Shooting Hoops
Sleeping in
Sneaking Out
SUMMER IS HERE
------------♥------------

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July 25, 2011 6:49pm UTC

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posted a quote
July 25, 2011 6:19pm UTC

Dear Mother Nature,
i would like to cancel my monthly prescription. Having kids, is not worth it yet.
Sincerely, G i r l s E v e r y w h e r e .

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posted a quote
July 6, 2011 3:07pm UTC

The Tooth Fairy
teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money.
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

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sortyd
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 3:00pm UTC

If only god was the judge
of Casey Anthony
♥

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posted a quote
June 19, 2011 12:02pm UTC

I don't hate you, its just...
well, if you were on fire, and i had water.... i'd probably drink the water.

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sortyd
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 9:41pm UTC

Bringin Back
socks with sandals.
♥

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posted a quote
June 17, 2011 9:36pm UTC

My Math Book
committed suicide because
it had too many problems.
♥

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sortyd
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 9:31pm UTC

Dont Kanye me.
or else i'll chris brown you
and Tiger Woods your mother.
♥

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sortyd
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 9:27pm UTC

Im going to take a
HOT SHOWER.
Its like a normal shower,
ONLY with me in it.

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sortyd
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 9:09pm UTC

O n l y I n M a t h P r o b l e m s
can you buy 60 watermelons and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
♥

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sortyd
posted a quote
May 13, 2011 5:39pm UTC

Facebook♥
Is like jail. You get sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls, and get poked by guys you
[ dont even know]

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sortyd
posted a quote
May 13, 2011 5:26pm UTC

hide and seek champion:
Osama bin laden.
2001-2011

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May 13, 2011 5:21pm UTC

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posted a quote
May 13, 2011 5:06pm UTC

i'd agree with you
but then we'd both be
Wrong.
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sortyd
posted a quote
May 13, 2011 5:00pm UTC

Some people can't sleep cause they have
insomnia, but i can't sleep cause i have
INTERNET CONNECTION.2
not my format;

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posted a quote
May 13, 2011 4:48pm UTC

All You Need is Love
Lol, jk. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food, and shelter.
♥

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sortyd
posted a quote
May 13, 2011 4:31pm UTC

You cry
I cry.
You laugh
I laugh
You jump out of the window;
I laugh again.
not my format;

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posted a quote
May 13, 2011 4:26pm UTC

Fun Fact #1
If you tilt your head back with your tongue out, and pretend to shake salt on it, you can actually taste salt.
Fave if you just tried.♥

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sortyd
posted a quote
May 13, 2011 4:21pm UTC

Only in Math Problems
Can you buy 60 cantaloupes, and no one aks what the hell
is wrong with you.

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