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Shmurf97

Status: all the bitches on my blog drop it like its hawtt

Member Since: 30 Mar 2011 07:58pm

Last Seen: 16 Nov 2013 10:14am

Birthday: October 6

Location: earth.

user id: 161844

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Hey i'm Shannon! I'm a Junior,
Im 16 years old, I like Cats, Apple Cider,
Urban Outfitters, Nasty gal, and Gingerbread Cookies.
Thats is all, Enjoy my blawg.
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  1. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    1 a.m.
    Struggling to fall asleep
    I can't stop thinking of you laying next to me,
    Your head resting on my chest
    My arms wrapped around you
    A mutual feeling of safety
    Like nothing will ever hurt you
    It's amazing
    But in your place is a pillow
    It's as close as I can get
    It doesn't compare to you
    This dream will become reality
    It's all just a matter of time.
    n.j.o.

  2. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    Announcer: The nominees are..
    leonardo dicaprio,
    leonardo dicaprio,
    leonardo dicaprio,
    leonardo dicaprio,
    leonardo dicaprio,
    and the winner is.....
    *opens envelope*
    adele
    Adele: I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

  3. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    He's for me
    Not for you
    If by chance you take my place
    ill take my fist
    and smash your face
    mq/nmf

  4. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    A faithful husband was drunk;
    he didn't knew what happened around him.
    Upon going home, he directly
    entered the room and slept.
    when morning came, he was amazed.
    Everything was in order.
    Tablet of asprin and a
    glass of water with a note:
    "Good morning, honey! I'll just buy
    groceries for our dinner! Have your
    breakfast! I love you so much!"
    He asked his son, "What happened
    last night? Why is this so?
    Your mom should be angry."
    His son replied, "mom tried to
    unclothe you but you said...
    "Stop! I'm Married."

  5. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:01am UTC
    If i was in a crowded
    room, I'd still be able
    to spot you first

  6. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    If you talk to him
    Ill punch you.
    my poem, nmf

  8. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    TODAY...
    I Fell off a 50 foot
    Latter,
    thank goodness that i was only on the bottom step..

  9. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 12:26am UTC
    TO DO:
    Go t to i k e a.
    H i d e i n a w a r d r o b e
    W h e n s o m e o n e o p e n s t h e
    Wa r d r o b e y e l l :
    "FOR NA R N I A!!!!!!!!"

  10. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    Charmanders are red
    Squirtles are blue
    If you were a pokemon
    i'd choose you
    '
    [♥][♥][♥]

  11. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    There's only 1 thing
    2 do
    3 words
    4 you
    I Love you. ♥

  12. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    Eenie Meenie Miney moe
    you are nothing but a h o e,
    you think your cute,
    you think your classy,
    REALITY CHECK:
    your really trashy
    mq, mf

  13. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    L . S . H . I . F. O . M . U. O. W. I .
    D. H . A . U. B. I . I . D. I . W . N . I . W.
    Laughing so hard i fell of my unicorn, oh wait i dont have a unicorn, but if i did i would name it winston♥
    MQ NMF

  14. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Just saw a commercial
    for the Kardashian
    clothing line at sears.
    I wonder how long the return policy is.....
    72 days?
    MQ NMF

  15. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 12:15am UTC
    DEAR CHRISTMAS VACATION,
    Please come soon...
    SINCERELY, THE 13 BILLION PEOPLE
    WHO WANT TO SLEEP IN.

  16. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Your Shirt has to go, But you can stay.

  17. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:10am UTC
    Good bye Google ,
    Hello old search bar.

  19. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:36pm UTC
    Today,
    i went to the movies to see captain america.
    every time during the movie
    if a guy got hit in the balls,
    the little boy in front of me
    cheered Captain America on.
    I love this kid.

  20. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Who else remembers the song
    Makes me happy
    by drake bell?
    ad

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