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3. Riahdeere
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   May 31, 2012 10:16am UTC
   Size Really Doesnt Matter ♥
   
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4. BravoSierra
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   May 30, 2012 1:21pm UTC
   Me: *gets kidnapped*
   Me: How will I ever update my witty?!
   
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5. She
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   May 20, 2012 10:41am UTC
   other girls: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
   me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
   
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6. auubree
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   May 17, 2012 3:12pm UTC
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7. cheetah678
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   May 17, 2012 2:32pm UTC
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   Everyday is somebody's birthday. so HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
   
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8. 伤*
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   May 17, 2012 12:26pm UTC
   Harry once walked out of the toilet and a
   fan asked him "did you wash your hands?"
   he said 'no' and rubbed his hands on her face
   AS A JOKE
   format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)
   
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9. CMcHaNeX3
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   May 17, 2012 3:14pm UTC
   YOUR MAMA SO FAT, I TOOK A PICTURE WITH HER LAST CHRISTMAS AND ITS STILL PRINTING!
   HAHA FAVE PLEASE ITS FOR A COMPETITION :)
   
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10. hermione23katniss
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    May 17, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    When I was little,
    I used to call it "duck tape" not duct tape.
    nmq
    
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11. RainDancer96
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    May 18, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Get a f*cking room.
    K? Thanks.
    
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12. cmck25
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    May 18, 2012 10:32am UTC
    SCHOOL SUCKS NUFF SAID !
    
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13. xwritesomelovex
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    May 17, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    My mom finally beat cancer. ♥
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15. Marci345
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    May 16, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    somebody that i used to know i love this song!
    [Gotye:] Now and then I think of when we were together
    Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
    Told myself that you were right for me
    But felt so lonely in your company
    But that was love and it's an ache I still remember
    You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
    Like resignation to the end, always the end
    So when we found that we could not make sense
    Well you said that we would still be friends
    But I'll admit that I was glad it was over
    But you didn't have to cut me off
    Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
    And I don't even need your
    love But you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough
    No you didn't have to stoop so low
    Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
    I guess that I don't need that though
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know
    [Kimbra:] Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
    Part of me believing it was always something that I'd done
    But I don't wanna live that way
    Reading into every word you say
    You said that you could let it go
    And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know
    [Gotye:] But you didn't have to cut me off
    Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
    And I don't even need your love
    But you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough
    And you didn't have to stoop so low
    Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
    I guess that I don't need that though
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know
    [x2] Somebody (I used to know)
    Somebody (Now you're just somebody that I used to know)
    (I used to know)
    (That I used to know)
    (I used to know) Somebody
    
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17. bribri11085
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    May 16, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    No matter
    how talented you are
    not everybody is going to like you
    but thats life, Just stay strong
    - Justin Bieber
    
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18. Minnie16xo
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    May 16, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    I made it 34 days.
    34 entire days without cutting.
    That changed today.
    
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19. EatTheApplePie
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    May 16, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Try making these faces that are used on the internet or when texting:
    :L
    :/
    ;]
    :D
    ;D
    Now stop making weird faces at your screen.
    
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