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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 5:32pm UTC

I'm happier
than a bird with a french frie
:D

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 5:34pm UTC

I don't think
the camel will appreciate you stealing his toe like that

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Without the little voice in your head
you wouldn't be able to read this.

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leavingthelove
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 6:07pm UTC

HAHAHAHAHA.
I will DJ at your funeral.

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 7:30pm UTC

So you've replaced me?
oh right,okay.. cool.

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jimmy365
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January 12, 2012 7:09pm UTC

They shouldn't call it heartbreak.
It feels like every bone in my body was broken.
jimmy365:)
^my format!

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taytayx311
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 8:23pm UTC

That awkward moment
when a guy accidently hits your boob.

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Hazel_Eyes_09
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December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC

& who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
flip the page over

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beliebinchances
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September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma's a b*tch
♥theTitanic.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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hiddenshadows
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May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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HeHasMyHeartt
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May 22, 2010 9:38am UTC

When I was in 3rd grade
A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.
We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.
There I was, studying in the library in college.
when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"
I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.

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BEACHYLOVE
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November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC

When I find out a guy likes me..
A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.
♥

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XXKatiiKatXX120
posted a quote
July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC

Anyone Else
Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

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DamnnTaylerx
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January 12, 2012 5:07pm UTC

Stay strong,
because things will get better.
It may be stormy now,
But it can't rain forever ♥

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MissAnna
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January 12, 2012 1:00pm UTC

THOSE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO SING ALONG WITH
THE OPENING SONG FROM THE LION KING:
"NAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
SINWENYAAAAAAA
MAMAEEEECHIMAMAA"

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AlNicholas
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January 12, 2012 7:20pm UTC

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