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   Hey!!! It's MIDNIGHTPANDA000!!

       I have been on Witty Profiles for almost a year and I love it!

I love to sing, dance, go out with friends, shop,
spend time with family, and all that crazy junk :)
Feel free to check out my quotes and fave them

Thanx!!! :)

MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 5:32pm UTC

I'm happier
than a bird with a french frie
:D

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 6:04pm UTC

I don't care what they say...
The first guy to milk a cow and drink it was a MASSIVE pervert.

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 5:57pm UTC

I do my best proofreading...
after I hit send.
:/

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Is it really wrong,
TO COME UP TO A MIDGET AND ASK THEM
"WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?"

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 11:23pm UTC

That awkward moment
when a fat kid says
" That's how I roll!"
♥

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 11:20pm UTC

I'm Burger King and you're McDonalds
I'll be havin' it my way and you'll be lovin' it

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Meet your top lip with your bottom lip...
and please shut up
♥

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 11:04pm UTC

i was drinking a redbull
then I saw a butterfly with no wings
I poured my drink on it
"crap! it drowned"
♥

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 10:56pm UTC

You weren't
dropped as a
baby...
I just think that your mother saw how ugly you were, jumped up, and smacked you.

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 10:51pm UTC

Searching something on
GOOGLE, then only looking at the
first page.
Thinking your journey has ended.

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 10:39pm UTC

I think its about time that
Dora the Explorer
got a GPS...

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 10:29pm UTC

If I ate alphabet soup...
I could crap out a better conversation than you.

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 10:25pm UTC

STOP
Collaborate and Listen!

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 10:15pm UTC

If I throw a fat stick,
will you go away?

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 10:08pm UTC

Sticks and stones may break my bones...
But words may never hurt me
Then how about I throw a dictionary at your face?!

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 10:03pm UTC

Math Problem: If i have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have left?
A drinking problem.

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 9:57pm UTC

That weird moment when twins
are arguing and one calls the other
one ugly...
MINDBLOWING
♥

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Wizards of Waverly Place
Who else already knew that Alex was going to be the
Russo family wizard?

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 8:44pm UTC

If the world says...
stop right now
Hope then says...
go further

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MIDNIGHTPANDA000
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 9:34pm UTC

ADMIT IT...
we have all done that
dumb moment when we
raise our phones in the
air, thinking that we will
get a better signal

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