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MCR4life

  1. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 10:49am UTC
    Saying someone shouldn't be gay because it's against your religion makes as much sense as saying someone shouldn't eat a donut because you're on a diet.

  2. lovesickmak99 lovesickmak99
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    Oh, I'm sorry
    did you say something?
    I must not have heard you over your huge ego.

  3. hiimhi hiimhi
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 9:57pm UTC
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  4. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    I feel a spree coming on. Its either a
    shopping one or a killing one. The choice
    is totally up to you.

  5. getlifted420 getlifted420
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 11:47am UTC
    i'm supposed to wear a shell but i don't
    #SLUGLYFE

  6. yolo143youonlyliveonce yolo143youonlyliveonce
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    Oh, excuse me Mr. Swagger,
    either walk a little faster or buy a belt.
    Thanks, homie.

  7. MCR4life MCR4life
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 12:33am UTC
    Silly,
    He Doesn't like anyone.
    What made You think You were any
    DIFFERENT?

  8. MCR4life MCR4life
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 1:49am UTC
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  9. MCR4life MCR4life
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Story of My Life
    Hot Dude: Hey, um... are you gay?
    Me: Depends on who's asking.

  10. MCR4life MCR4life
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 8:17am UTC
    FEAR is not real
    it is a product of thoughts YOU create
    And do not misunderstand me,
    DANGER is very real,
    but FEAR is a CHOICE
    6.7.13

  11. yeahbuddy123 yeahbuddy123
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    Why are scary movies always in places like jails and hospitals? I want a scary movie in Walmart.
    ''Clean up on aisle 13''
    ''But sir...there is no aisle 13..''
    *dramatic music*

  12. KiddJordan KiddJordan
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 12:43am UTC
    If I drink alchohal, than I'm an Alcholic. But if I drink Fanta than does that mean I'm..
    Fantastic?

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