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CaylieMarie13
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January 3, 2013 11:59am UTC

Did you get braces? Nah bro, i'm chewing staples.

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MissHatty
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January 3, 2013 2:49pm UTC

Exuses for being late to school:
I was just really, really early for tommorow.
We can't all be usain bolt.
In this day and age, we shouldn't need lables like "Late"
I had PE first, do you blame me?
I really, really didn't want to sing.
My brother thought it would be hillerious to drop me off outside the prison gates instead of school.
You can't tell me how to live my life.
#YOLO
My legs fell off so I had to roll all the way to the hostpital.
There was a freak Yacht accident.
I am an idiot
It doesn't matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop.
I spent the entire night writing a Tom Daley Fan fiction.
My Father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago, do you really expect me to get over that trauma over night?
Sarah Palin and I got in a war over twitter and I couldn't just leave and let her win could I?
Traffic Jammy Jam Jam
How can I go to school when alex turner?
My Sim was having an emotional meltdown so I had to be there for her.
My meth lab caught fire.
My Bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be.
I was sad.
It was a nice day, so I walked leisurley.
I had to beat my brother for saying 'Swag'
I had to travel back to the 1950's to ensure my birth.
2 kool 4 skwl.
I tried.
I joined a cult.
I was fashonabley late.
I did not choose the late life, the late life choose me.
I was fighting Al Qaeda.
Traffic.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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justxanotherxgirl
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January 2, 2013 11:45pm UTC

I ate my twin in the womb.

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January 3, 2013 3:35am UTC

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saintchocolate
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December 29, 2012 6:48am UTC

A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Xx_Deal_With_It_xX*
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December 22, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Jack: Dude, I wasn't that drunk.
David: Dude, you stuffed my cat into a pillow and went around the house saying "It's a pillow, it's a pet,, it's a pillow pet!
Jack: Aww crap.

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Xx_Deal_With_It_xX*
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December 22, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Jake: Dude I wasn't that drunk.
David: Dude, you yelled at a midjet spanish girl "DORA! HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE TV? IS SWIPER HERE?" That chick, was so freaked.
Jake: GRUMPLE
David: Did auto cucumber get ya?
Jake: LOL ya.

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fieldhockey5
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December 22, 2012 8:17pm UTC

At My Funeral:
I Want Them To Play Every Breath You Take By The Police Just To Scare The Sh/t Out Of People...

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W.*
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December 20, 2012 2:15pm UTC

So there I was,
spitting on my fish just trying to keep it alive.

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you_have_my_heart14
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December 19, 2012 10:33pm UTC

Im going to stand outside, so if anyone asks, im outstanding.

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jstallons
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December 19, 2012 10:49pm UTC

In the restaurant: "Would you like a table?"
"No, a lamp for 5 please."

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officialmona
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December 19, 2012 11:11pm UTC

HARRY POTTER JOKES #2
Voldemort: Why so Sirius?
Sirius: Why so nosy?
Sirius: PWND

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yolo143youonlyliveonce
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December 19, 2012 11:12pm UTC

People used to imagine that 2012 would be full of flying cars,
but it's almost 2013 and all we have is blankets with sleeves.

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officialmona
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December 19, 2012 11:14pm UTC

HARRY POTTER JOKES #3
Harry: we've got one thing voldemort doesn't have...
Ron: yeah?
Harry: noses...

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officialmona
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December 19, 2012 11:21pm UTC

HARRY POTTER JOKES #5
*TWILIGHT WINS BEST MOVIE AWARD*
Draco: Wait till my father hears about this!

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xodirectionerxo
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December 19, 2012 11:38pm UTC

Josh: This is my worst birthday ever.
Drake: Why cause you ran over oprah?
Josh: No, cause its a little humid...YES CAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jezzay
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December 19, 2012 11:49pm UTC

me: "having fun?"
dad: "yes this is my having fun time."
me: "having fun time, is that what it's called?"
dad: "yes, you know what it used to be called?"
me: "what?"
dad: "having fun time. they never changed it."
me: "...k."
dad: "you know who else is having fun?"
me: "who?"
dad: "no he's not having fun...do you know what i'm holding?"
me: "what are you holding?"
dad: *holds up random humidifier* "the having fun time humidifier."

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QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds
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December 20, 2012 12:56am UTC

single bells single bells single all the way
oh what fun it is to sit alone at home all day
surfing on the web, with ten cats curled at my feet, eating lots of food and never getting sleep
witty is my drug, never making plans, oh what fun it is to live a life without romance
ooooohhhh single bells single bells single all the way oh waht fun it is to sit alone at home all day!!!
nmf

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