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saintchocolate

1. saintchocolate
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   December 29, 2012 6:48am UTC
   A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
   The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
   Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?"
   The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."
   
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2. saintchocolate
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   December 29, 2012 6:46am UTC
   A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
   Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
   "The sucker called again!"
   
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3. saintchocolate
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   December 29, 2012 6:40am UTC
   The awkward moment when you think a moment is awkward and it acctually is not, but you act like it's awkward making the moment even more awkward.
   
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4. saintchocolate
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   December 29, 2012 6:34am UTC
   I may be young but I'm ready, to give you all my love.
   -Beyonce.
   
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5. saintchocolate
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   June 29, 2012 10:01am UTC
   The awkward moment when someone favours your quote even though it isn't funny!
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6. saintchocolate
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   June 29, 2012 3:50am UTC
   That awkward moment when you realise you left the rest room with your dress tucked into your undies.
   
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7. saintchocolate
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   June 29, 2012 3:48am UTC
   That awkward moment when you say "I love you" and he says "Okay".
   
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8. saintchocolate
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   June 29, 2012 3:46am UTC
   That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone is a boy or a girl.
   
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9. saintchocolate
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   June 29, 2012 3:44am UTC
   That awkward moment when you're talking to someone but you can't remember their name, so you try to avoid introducing them to the person you're with.
   
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10. saintchocolate
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    June 29, 2012 3:42am UTC
    That awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
    
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11. saintchocolate
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    June 29, 2012 3:39am UTC
    That awkward moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.
    
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12. saintchocolate
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    June 29, 2012 3:36am UTC
    That awkward moment when someone says "Hello!" and you say "Good thanks!"
    
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13. saintchocolate
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    June 29, 2012 3:34am UTC
    You see things and you say, "Why?"
    But I dream things and I say, " Why not?"
    
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