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dancergrl101
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May 22, 2012 5:23pm UTC

69
"BAHAHAH! lol i'm so immature..."
*takes screenshot*
**taFormat by twilightgirl995

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dancergrl101
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June 26, 2012 6:35pm UTC

Never let success
get to your head
Never let failure
get to your heart

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ambervictoria1104
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June 28, 2012 2:46pm UTC

I forgive you,
but that doesn't give you permission to hurt me again.

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where_sky_meets_sea
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June 28, 2012 2:58pm UTC

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Its really funny,
How this year, I made friends with all the popular people in my class,
And suddenly everyone accepts me.
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yourcool
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June 27, 2012 10:07pm UTC

I will do anything humanly impossible
to reach the remote, without getting up.

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OneDirectionQuotes
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June 27, 2012 2:32pm UTC

I prank called a guy a week ago saying,
"I need One Direction,"
So he said, "Then go straight."
I laughed and said,
"I can't, they're gay."

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muffinsandwitty7557
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June 27, 2012 4:16pm UTC

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world, ,,,,,,
and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable.
e.smh.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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yourcool
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June 27, 2012 9:26pm UTC

person: you're blocking the view.
me: i am the view.

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dancingismylife213
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June 27, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Popular girl at my school My new iphone broke :(
39 minutes ago ·1 comment · 5 likes posted via iphone
Me Didnt you post this from an iphone...
17 minutes ago ago · 57 Like
nmq/nmf

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kaaarolcia
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June 27, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Me: Oh, look! A shell! Lets listen to the sound of the ocean in it!
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: You know that's only the sound of blood running in your vains in your head?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: STFU, IT'S THE SOUND OF THE OCEAN!

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jimmy365
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June 27, 2012 5:06pm UTC

me: i'll just go on witty a few minutes before bed
me:
me:
me:
me: is that the sun

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neonbubbles
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June 27, 2012 6:05pm UTC

doctor:so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance

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jimmy365
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June 27, 2012 4:55pm UTC

ooh, sorry karmas a b*tch. lol:)
when did you change your name to karma? lol:)

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 12:04pm UTC

The only guy
who deserves you
is the one who thinks he doesn't..

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pleasespeaktomyface
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June 24, 2012 10:31am UTC

Today, at Starbucks...
this girl ordered a drink and put the name "primrose everdeen" on the cup. when the barista called out her name she screamed, "i volunteer as tribute!"... and everyone just kinda stared at her.

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Nigel9086
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June 11, 2012 12:54pm UTC

I wish...
there was a secret handshake that only us Wittians' knew,
because if there was I would go in the middle of a big croud and
do it, and see who does it back.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 2:48pm UTC

You have no idea
How many times I've tried to tell you the truth through my jokes.

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HakunaaMatata
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June 12, 2012 10:29am UTC

Should i give up?
OR SHOULD I JUST KEEP CHASING PAVEMENTS?

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ChelseyGrace
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June 9, 2012 1:56pm UTC

WHEN SOMEONE SEES THE REAL YOU &
still sticks around

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