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  1. LaurenF0714 LaurenF0714
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    I wanna give the guys on here some recognition. Their the kinda guy i would love to date. they cleary dont care what people think, and their sooo sweet. So, to any of the guys on here: I give you props for making a witty account and if you have, telling your friends you have one(:

  2. Fashion_Girl Fashion_Girl
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    That Weird Moment
    When you take a long shower and your fingers get all wrinkly.
    Fave if it happened to you before.

  3. Fashion_Girl Fashion_Girl
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    Dear Diary...
    Chapter 2
    Dear diary,
    I can't believe Jake found someone else :(
    -Avery
    I woke up the next morning with tear stains on my pillow. I felt so heartbroken since yesterday. I got dressed into a navy blue tank with blue shorts. I didn't bother to do my hair, so I let my brunette hair flow down to my shoulders. I recieved a text from Liz:
    I'm coming over to ur plc in a little while.
    I replied back: ok
    It felt like it took a minute for her to get here. We live only a few blocks away from each other. "Hey Avery," Liz said to me. She hugged me. "Are you okay?" She asked me. "Not really," I said while tears were starting to form. "Let's go get some ice cream to cheer you up," She said with a smile. "Okay," I replied. We walked to a ice cream store close to where I live. I got vanilla and Liz got chocolate. It felt like it was 100 degrees out. It was the middle of July. After we were done eating, Liz sugested to go to a carnival. We went on to many different rides. I felt a lot better. I even forgot the "Jake situation" from yesterday. Then suddenly, all of that just changed. "Hey Avery!" I heard a familiar voice shout. It was Jake. "Oh, um hi," I said. "This is my girlfriend Bri." "Hi," Bri said, "you must be Avery. Jake told me a lot about you." I can't believe what I heard. Jake blushed. "So, what do you guys wanna do?" Liz asked. "Lets go to my house since its getting really hot out here," Jake said. We all agreed.
    --♥--
    "Lets play truth or dare," Bri said. We all sat on the floor at Jake's room. I wonder how this is going to turn out.
    ♥Please comment or fave if your reading. I want to see how many people are reading. If you want to be notified, ask :)

  4. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Happy Olympics And may the odds be ever in your favour


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. LilyTree LilyTree
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    Maria: Here it is.
    Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered North America?
    Class: Maria.

  7. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    You realize your childhood is
    over when... you go to sleep
    on the couch and wake up
    on the couch.

  8. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    me when i go out: i should have stayed.
    me when i stay home: i should have gone out.
    me im around people: i want to be alone
    me when i'm alone: i want to be around people.
    me when i'm mean: i need to be nicer.
    me when i'm nice: i need to be meaner.

  9. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Me: *walks into the living room and sits on the couch*
    Older Brother: *Looks at me* Yes?
    Me: Oh don't mind me *quickly snatches remote from his lap*
    Older Brother: AYE! *Leans over and grabs it from my hand*
    Me: You've been watching t.v. all day and it MY turn!
    Older Brother: Go do something else like...doodle or something
    Me: No. *Grabs it back and changes channel*
    Older Brother: Stop it! *Pushes me against the couch,lays on me,and grabs the remote*
    Me: *dark voice* Get.Off.
    Older Brother: No.
    Me: *Bites his shoulder*
    Older brother: OW!
    Me: HA! *grabs remote and accidentally flings it across the room*
    Older Brother: *stares at me* YOU IDIOT! WHAT IF YOU BROKE IT?!
    Me: WELL IT WOULD'NT HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU WOULD OF JUST GIVEN ME THE REMOTE!
    Older Brother: YOU NEVER WATCH T.V. WHY NOW?!
    *Dad walks in* Dad: WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO?!
    Me: HE WON'T GIVE ME THE REMOTE AND HE'S BEEN WATCHING THE T.V. ALL DAY!
    Older Brother: WELL SHE NEVER EVEN WATCHES T.V.!
    Me: WELL! -
    Dad: ENOUGH ALREADY! NEITHER OF YOU GET THE T.V.! It's time for the news. *grabs remote and flips to the news channel*
    Me: *Looks at brother* Wanna go get a smoothie?
    Older Brother: Drinks on me.
    Both of us: *Walk out*

  10. dancer98 dancer98
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Boy: Hi
    Girl: I have a boyfriend
    Boy: I said Hi not suck my dick.
    Nmq~ fb

  11. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    watching the Olympics
    and realizing how lazy you truly are..

  12. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    I tend to say "I dont know"
    When I'm just too lazy to think.

:)

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