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ElleSmellsReallyGoodxx
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May 8, 2012 1:49am UTC

Louis: "Is this your card?" *pulls card out of hat*
Harry: "Oh my God!"
Zayn:"Jesus! You got it right!"
- Zayn & Louis & Harry -One Direction ♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

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伤*
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:09am UTC

"When i was young,
i thought the phone number
was how much our phone bill cost."
- Zayn Malik ♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

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伤*
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:56am UTC

One Direction Fact #15
when Niall was younger, he used to run around the
house with a yellow cap on his head saying "i'm captin
potatoe."

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May 5, 2012 7:21pm UTC

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sawsaw2141998
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May 6, 2012 11:02am UTC

Oranges are very orange.
They make the world go round.
Go eat an orange.
English is a crazy language.
There is no EGG in EGGPLANT nor HAM in HAMBURGER; neither APPLE nor PINE in Pineapple. ENGLISH MUFFINS weren't invented in ENGLAND. QUICKSAND can work SLOWLY, BOXING RINGS are SQUARE, and a GUINEA PIG is neither from GUINEA nor is it a PIG.
And why is it that WRITERS WRITE but FINGERS DON'T FIG, GROCERS don't GROCE and HAMMERS don't HAM? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make AMENDS but not one AMEND? If TEACHERS TAUGHT, why didn't PREACHERS PRAUGHT? If a VEGETARIAN eats VEGETABLES, what does a HUMANITARIAN eat?
In what other language do people RECITE at a PLAY and PLAY at a RECITAL? We SHIP BY TRUCK but SEND CARGO BY SHIP. We have NOSES that RUN and FEET that SMELL. We PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE in a PARKWAY. And how can a SLIM CHANCE and a FAT CHANCE be the same, while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your HOUSE can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN, in which you FILL IN a form by FILLING IT OUT, and in which an ALARM goes OFF by going ON. And, in closing, if Father is POP, how come Mother's not MOP?
not mine- i saw it on tumblr and thought it was soo funny and awesome i just had to make a quote
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Katyax96
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 4:21pm UTC

I Hate When...
You are glancing around the room
And the person you are looking at happens to look at you at the same time..
And you fear that they think you have been staring at them the whole time...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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nojimmyprotested
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 4:23pm UTC

People: OMG!!! I MET 1D LAST NIGHT!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!
Me: "This one time, I saw Kevin in the park. He flew away though … "

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elicream988
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May 5, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Lost your pen = No penNo pen = No notesNo notes = No studyNo study = FailFail = No diplomaNo diploma = No workNo work = No moneyNo money = No foodNo food = You get skinnyYou get skinny = Then you get uglyUgly = No loveNo love = No marriageNo marriage = No childrenNo children = AloneAlone = DepressionDepression = SicknessSickness = DeathLesson: Don’t lose your pen or you will die.

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hisblueeyes
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 10:07am UTC

girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
boy: I know.
girl: I love you!
boy: I love you more!
*after heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
girl: Where is he?
dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
girl: *starts crying*
dad: Just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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violetcrayon
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 5:22pm UTC

You cook bacon
and bake cookies
Your mind=blown....
and now you're hungry

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Danniee36
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Let's eat grandpa. Let's eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life.

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ktena777
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 8:23pm UTC

»when faced with two choices,simply toss a coin.
it works not because it settles the question for you,
but because in that brief moment that the coin is in the air,
you suddenly know what you are wishing for

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 5:13pm UTC

I'm a girl.
I eat the whole house down then regret it
I cry myself to sleep but pretend I'm fine the next day
I don't have the best grades because I get distracted thinking about a guy that will never like me back
I take long showers, not to get clean, but to think
If you saw mine and my bestfriends messages, you'd recomend us a mental institution.
I can act really bipolar. But no, I'm just on my period
I constantly look in the mirror trying to fix my hair or outfit
My biggest wish is to eat without gaining weight, for him to love me back, and to have a pause, rewind, fast foward, and stop button on life
Yes, I'm a girl.
♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Niallerswife
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 4:52pm UTC

N i a l l h a s n ’ t m e t a f a n t h a t h e i s i n t e r e s t e d i n .
f a v i f y o u h a v e n ’ t m e t h i m (:

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Mockingbird
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Fact ist
Boys are so much nicer when you're alone with them.
nmf

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alimophia
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May 5, 2012 9:11pm UTC

A Look inside the mind of a Directioner at school
Me: Why am I learning this
Me: We shouldn't have to read this, Niall only read one book in his life.
Me: One Direction
Me: The things I would do to Liam Payne....
Me: I'm hungry
Me: Niall likes food
Me: YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M BACON
Me: That guy has Harry's hair
Me: .... Maybe he's Harry
Me: Oh, that is not Harry.
Me: Oh that kids wearing stripes
Me: Reminds me of Louis
Me: Louis is hot
Me: What if One Direction came in this room right now and proposed to me
Me: One Direction
Me: Girl, stop singing What Makes You Beautiful. You're not even a Directioner
Me: No you're not
Me: Shut up
Me: Does my teacher listen to One Direction?
Me: Finally... LUNCH! *eats like Niall*
Me: Time to go to the bathroom
Me: Oh look, a mirror
Me: Maybe I'm related to Zayn because I LOVE looking in the mirror
Me: .... WOAH.
Me: One Direction
Me: What if they're at my house right now
Me: OMG I breathe the same air as them!
Me: Shut up, teacher. I don't care.
Me: One Direction
Me: One Direction
Me: One Direction

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alymusiclover
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May 5, 2012 9:23pm UTC

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 9:23pm UTC

The Lion King is on.
This is serious sh*t,
no one talk to me.
***** Hakuna Matata.\\\\\

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hailstorm37
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May 5, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Who else remembers whenSitting in the back of the bus was the coolest thing ever.

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