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1. blueskysandarainbow
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2013 1:31pm UTC
   Reading back through my old quotes and realising quite how weird I was
   Like seriously, what did that place even do to me?
   
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2. happiest*
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   November 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC
   what would you do if you woke up one saturday morning and instead of hearing the usual quiet your house contains you hear voices so you open your door and peek out and you see your favorite band talking to your parents "oh honey come meet our new neighbors" what would you do?
   
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3. schoolbaq
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   November 16, 2013 5:48pm UTC
   Hair: No
   
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4. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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5. OhLookItsMee
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   November 16, 2013 8:40pm UTC
   One time I saw a bee at school and forgot what it was called so I just yelled BUZZZZ and it was really embarrassing..
   
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6. goawayanthony*
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   November 16, 2013 9:12pm UTC
   Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
   It's not dead it's just afraid to move.
   
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7. epictacos
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   November 16, 2013 9:28pm UTC
   Sure I'll help you out..
   the same way you came in.
   
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8. fandomwisdom
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   November 12, 2013 3:47pm UTC
   Ice swims in its own blood.
   
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9. fandomwisdom
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   November 15, 2013 3:25pm UTC
   One of the most romatic things you can do for me is buy me food.
   
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10. fandomwisdom
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    November 15, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    Everything looks inspirational in this format.
    
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11. fandomwisdom
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    November 16, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    Some people just need to be high fived.
    In the face.
    With a sledgehammer.
    
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12. spence*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    wait a minute this isn’t my homework
    this is witty
    how did this happen
    
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13. happiest*
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    November 16, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
    Santa: Let's be realistic
    
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