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Pretty_Legendary
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July 10, 2012 11:38am UTC

Admit It #7
You wanna follow the witty you just found but you can't find
the follow button on their extravagant profile.

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Baileylovespie
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 11:05am UTC

42 days Cut Free
<3

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lexigurl97
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July 10, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Flickering Lights
1% electrical problem
99% Demons
99% The Hashslinging slasher
nmf

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leeuumm
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July 10, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Report Card:
Grade: B- Comment(s): A pleasure to have in class
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ only cause i threw something at her least favorite student :)

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horsegirl99
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July 10, 2012 12:58pm UTC

Potatos have skin.
I have skin. Therefore I am a potato.

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elligrig13
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July 10, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Listening to someone telling a story and
thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie-.-'

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MeeAndYoou
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July 10, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Witty: Simmer down!Me: B*tch, don't tell me what to doMe: *Repeadidly hits, 'add comment'*

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Thank you Warning Label...
I was about to use this lamp in the shower.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 6:37pm UTC

I'm gonna open up a
hunger games
theme park.
Pay me 20 bucks and I'll chase you around my backyard with a knife.
-not my format-

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cheerleader12
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 4:49pm UTC

*finger gets stuck in ring*
PANIC MODE.
*Thinking* It's gonna have to get amputated this time for sure.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:39pm UTC

"If you could save anything in a fire,
what would it be?
Liam: my girlfriend
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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jane :-)*
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July 10, 2012 7:59pm UTC

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LaurynM
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July 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
My IPod when i don't want to use it
allcredittocaptivated
My IPod when there is nothing else to do

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TheWrittenInfection
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Flipping my hair,
and not knowing
if I'm pretending to be Willow Smith
or overwhelming One Direction....

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xoxjillxox101
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July 10, 2012 2:38pm UTC

Who else wants there school to look like the schools on T.V.???
nothing_to_everyone. do not steal.Format by twilightgirl995

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BravoSierra
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July 10, 2012 4:01pm UTC

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dearoceantown*
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 5:07pm UTC

THINGS THAT ANNOY ME
1) Slow Internet.
2) When the Internet is slow.
3) When you're on the Internet, and it moves slowly.

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:19pm UTC

"Elf" is acceptable to watch
any time of the year.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:53pm UTC

"For me, technology is not going
to impress me until you can
download online food."
- Niall Horan♥
format credit to OneDirection

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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