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  1. dinosaur88 dinosaur88
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you wake up at noon and you're not sure if you should eat breakfast or lunch..

  2. dinosaur88 dinosaur88
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    Teachers are only nice on 2 days.
    The first day of school and the last day of school.

  3. dinosaur88 dinosaur88
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    Dear Dora,
    you've been 5 years old for like 11 years now, what's your secret?

  4. dinosaur88 dinosaur88
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    Forget 11:11
    I'm gonna buy two fish and name them Casmo and Wanda.
    Then I could wish ANYTIME I want.

  5. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. dinosaur88 dinosaur88
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    I need to face the fact
    That he doesn't love me anymore ♥

  7. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    Person: Oh my god! Did you just fall?!
    Me: No, The floor looked lonely, So I kissed it.

  8. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:11pm UTC
    Our generation will be the weirdest grandparents
    (follow me, i try to follow back)
    © ThatsSoMeee

  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    My phone
    Is the best Hide n' Seeker
    When it's on silent

  10. Captain_Woahh Captain_Woahh
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:49am UTC
    ♂ + ♂ = ♥
    ♂ + ♀ = ♥
    ♀ + ♀ = ♥
    LOVE KNOWS NO LIMITS.

  11. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 11:47pm UTC
    Just don't let me
    disappear

  12. JuliiaaLovesYou JuliiaaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 11:47pm UTC
    I automatically assume people won't like me,
    so I don't talk to them unless
    they approach me first.
    I can't become a part of a crowd
    because I can't get past that feeling
    that I don't belong.

  13. please_save_me please_save_me
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 11:47pm UTC
    You lied.
    You promised me that this was going to be the best christmas ever. You said that everything was really going to start being okay again. You were wrong. Everyone's fighting, things are getting worse at home, it's getting harder and harder to fake a smile everyday. You said things would get better. Well you lied.
    But that's okay, I'm used to the lies now.

  14. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    not even the best artist
    in the world
    could capture the beauty of the girl reading this quote

  15. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    9 months before I was born ,
    I went to a party with my dad, but left with my mom(;
    fave if you get it(:

  16. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    oh I'm sorry,
    I didn't realise the middle of my sentence was interupting the beginning of yours.

  17. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    A Teenage Bucket List

    Tell my crush how I really feel. Own every color of nail polish. Learn the alphabet backwards. Go on a no budget
    shopping spree. Break a players' heart. Sing in front of a
    crowd. Go skydiving. Party in the White House. Eat a
    Krabby Patty. Be in a flash mob. Have one of those
    'What happened last night?' moments. Eat every flavor of
    ice-cream. Use a fake name at Starbucks. Find Hogwarts.
    Kiss my boyfriend on the big screen at a hockey game.
    Buy a homeless person a meal. Thank Taylor Swift. Surf a
    crowd. Walk the red carpet. Get really tan. Collect a
    bunch of scented handsanitizers. Be in a commercial.
    Read my Witty to all the people who bullied me.
    Get married. Kiss in the middle of a snowstorm.
    Stay alive and live life to the fullest.
    jayciecutie01's format.
    inspired by many people and websites.
    part two?

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    Dear inventors of tampons,
    How awkward was it for you
    To explain your invention to everyone?
    © ThatsSoMeee

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    Whoever invented
    The "Copy and Paste"
    Has saved many hours of my life.
    © ThatsSoMeee


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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