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Captain_Woahh

1. Captain_Woahh
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2011 1:47pm UTC
   Cookie Monster said "Sometimes me think, what is love? And then me think, love is what last chocolate chip cookie is for. Me give up the last chocolate chip cookie for you." ♥
   format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥
   
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2. Captain_Woahh
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   December 18, 2011 2:12am UTC
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3. Captain_Woahh
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   December 18, 2011 2:08am UTC
   Hi spider,
   Nice spider,
   Let me pet you...
   WITH MY FOOT!
   Good spider,..
   Dead spider.
   
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4. Captain_Woahh
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   December 18, 2011 2:06am UTC
   I'm so fly...
   my flight was
   CANCELLED!
   
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5. Captain_Woahh
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 2:04am UTC
   Stop staring
   at me.
   You look
   like Edward
   Cullen.
   
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6. Captain_Woahh
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 2:01am UTC
   The truth may hurt for a
   little while but a lie hurts
   forever.
   
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7. Captain_Woahh
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 1:58am UTC
   CALLING
   SOMEONE UGLY
   { EVEN IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.}
   WILL NOT
   MAKE YOU PRETTY
   
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8. Captain_Woahh
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 1:49am UTC
   ♂ + ♂ = ♥
   ♂ + ♀ = ♥
   ♀ + ♀ = ♥
   LOVE KNOWS NO LIMITS.
   
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9. Captain_Woahh
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 1:39am UTC
   I used to love
   you.
   
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10. Captain_Woahh
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:31am UTC
    Mom, I Love You!
    AGE 10: I LOVE YOU MOM!
    AGE 14: My mom is so annoying!
    AGE 18: I wanna leave this house.
    AGE 25: Mom, you were right..
    AGE 30: Mom, forgive me?
    AGE 50: I don't wanna lose my mom!
    AGE 70: Mom, I love you so much...
    
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11. Captain_Woahh
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:22am UTC
    T h e y c a n ' t s c a r e m e.. . i f I sc a r e t h e m f i r s t.
    -L a d y G a g a
    
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12. Captain_Woahh
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    December 17, 2011 12:46am UTC
    Saw an Asian kid and an
    African kid wave at each
    other across the street
    today. Gave me hope for
    the future... Hope for
    another Rush Hour movie.
    
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13. Captain_Woahh
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    December 14, 2011 10:20pm UTC
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14. Captain_Woahh
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    December 14, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    Three things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die. ❤
    
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15. Captain_Woahh
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    >>>>> Seven day without love makes on weak. ♥
    
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16. Captain_Woahh
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    December 14, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    Asians:.
    When we smile, our eyes smile too.
    ♥
    youalwayshadmeathello~tumblr
    
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17. Captain_Woahh
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    December 14, 2011 2:27am UTC
    What if you woke up as a baby
    and your whole life was a dream...
    
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18. Captain_Woahh
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    December 14, 2011 2:22am UTC
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