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justin_drew_bieber_fan
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January 16, 2012 2:59pm UTC

-knock knock.
whose there?-
-fire extinguisher.
fire extinguisher who?-
-i'm gonna hit cha in the head with a fire extinguisher!
**fave if you know where this is fromm!** <3

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KelsoForever
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January 15, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Sometimes i wonder how i'm able to make jokes.
When inside I'm crying.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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nopatience
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January 14, 2012 4:37pm UTC

If you mess with me,
You get more than the finger.

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Jahyvie
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January 14, 2012 4:34pm UTC

That awkward when you said 'moment' in your head before actually reading this.
nmq

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lifelaughlove22
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January 13, 2012 6:38pm UTC

okay, i get it now.
If I talk, I'm annoying.
If I don't, I'm giving attitude.
If I do chores, It's not important.
If I don't, I'm too selfish.
If I wanna go somewhere, I ask for to much.
If I don't, I need to get out more
If I do good on a test, no big deal.
If I don't, the world's gonna end.
If I hangout with a bunch of people, I don't have any real friends.
If I only hangout with a few, I need more friends.
If I wanna be with the family, I'm clingy.
If I don't, I'm a loner.
If I don't do sports, I need to.
If I wanna try something, I'm asking for too much.
I'll never be good enough.

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carlydawn25
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January 13, 2012 5:34pm UTC

So my teacher caught me "plagerizing" for notes.
And he emailed my mom.
My mom walks in and says:
"Carly, you know that if your gonna plagerize, you have to change every third word. I thought we would have tought you better."

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gtills12
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January 13, 2012 4:59pm UTC

No Mom and Dad.
Just because I am video chatting with a boy,
does not mean I am showing him my boobs.

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tylerr
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January 12, 2012 6:49pm UTC

la misma mierda
diferente dia.

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xoxtleclair79
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December 28, 2011 6:41pm UTC

ThatAwkwardMoment;
When your looking at yourself through a glare in a screen and someone looks at you all confused...

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iloveyaahx3
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December 20, 2011 8:39pm UTC

I've always wanted to say:
"Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"
*Draws Mickey outline*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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neonbubbles
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December 20, 2011 6:57pm UTC

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
what
nothing they just waved
oh
did you sea what I did there?
no
I'm shore you did.
how do you have friends?
don't be such a beach
tumblr.

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