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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. PhoenixTears PhoenixTears
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    Look far away from your screen, See Katniss Everdeen?
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    Comment to request one!
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  3. kaitlinsaraa kaitlinsaraa
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    PLEASE GO ON iCARLY.COM
    oh Spencer...

  4. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: What for?
    Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. What do you f*cking think for?

  5. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    What type of mouse walks on two legs?
    Idk, what?
    nmf, followme(:
    Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs?
    Donald Duck?
    nmf, followme(:
    No, all ducks you idiot.

  6. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    I WONDER whAT
    The guy
    I'm going to marry
    Is doing
    right now.
    nmf

  7. ILikeDandyLions ILikeDandyLions
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Do you like dogs or cats better?
    comment for cats, fav for dogs!
    Thanks!

  8. kayleecutie kayleecutie
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    That annoying moment #1~
    Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running ...

  9. jenjen213 jenjen213
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    IDENTICAL TWINS CALL EACHOTHER UGLY.

  10. soliderbear4 soliderbear4
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:14pm UTC
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  11. Felicity13Wallace Felicity13Wallace
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    I just lost my mood ring...
    ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨ ¨
    I don't know how I feel about this.

  12. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    I'm not fat. I'm just chubby.
    I'm not stupid. I'm dyslexic.
    I'm not anorexic. I can't gain weight.
    I'm not a nerd. I just like reading.
    I'm not obnoxious. I'm just hiding my shyness.
    I'm not emo. I just get sad.
    I'm not a stereotype. I'm a person.
    Highlight ^

  13. goldcrayon goldcrayon
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Dont cry for someone
    who doesnt know the
    meaning of your tears..
    Format by Breeze
    .

  14. squishy squishy
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    *Mom hands me phone to answer*
    Me: Hello?
    Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
    Me: I have no mother.
    Her: Well can I speak to your father?
    Me: Yeah, which one?
    Her: Which one is home?
    Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
    Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
    Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
    Her: So who's Antonio?
    Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
    Her: So Carlos was cheating?
    Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
    Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
    Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
    Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
    Me: I never said that.
    Her: Yes, yes you did!
    Me: No I didn't.
    Her: Y-yes! You did!
    Me: Did what?
    Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
    My mom's reaction=priceless.

:)

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