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  1. SkinnyLove_ SkinnyLove_
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    I wasn't suppose to fall in love with you.

  2. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 10:02am UTC
    scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week
    me: you mean per day
    scientist: what
    me: what
    nmq

  3. OhSnapItsSkylar OhSnapItsSkylar
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. oblivi0us oblivi0us
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Every night she cries herself to sleep
    thinking "Why does this happen to me?"

  5. crayons4ever crayons4ever
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    "We can still be friends"
    Is kind of like saying
    "The dog died but we can keep it if you want"

  6. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    We're all a little weird,
    and life's a little weird.
    and when we find someone
    whose weirdness
    is compatible with ours,
    we join up with them,
    fall into a mutual weirdness,
    and call it
    L O V E. ♥

  7. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    HEY UGLY!
    If you're reading this, I guarantee you shouldn't be.
    Because you aren't ugly. You are, however:
    ///////Gorgeous///////Beautiful///////Amazing///////
    Unique///////Strong///////Good enough///////Not ugly
    You may not be p e r f e c t , but who is?
    I know I'm not. But imperfection makes you beautiful.
    So keep on shining, gorgeous ♥

  8. BigMistake BigMistake
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    to infinity and beyond
    ∞ & →

  9. dolphinz00 dolphinz00
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:30am UTC
    we all have
    that one
    skinny friend
    that eates more
    [than an elephant]

  10. DreamingDirectioner DreamingDirectioner
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    "Somebody needs help! Raaah! Superman is here!"
    [♥] if you know where this is from

  11. SayingWhatMeFeel SayingWhatMeFeel
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    THE TRUTH ABOUT THE RUGRATSThe Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Imagination, they don't exist. Because her mother ignores her and the realationship with her mother is shallow and parasitic. Chucky died a long time ago along with this mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twinsWeirdest thing yet? Angelica was an actual person and her only friend Suzie became a physcologist and teamed up with Nickelodeon to make the Rugrats!MY CHILDHOOD=RUINEDWant the rest of the story? 20 Favs and I'll post it.nmf

  12. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    He takes your hand,
    I die a little.
    I w a t c h y o u r e y e s,
    and I'm in riddles;
    Why can't you look at me like that?

  13. Melanie_XO Melanie_XO
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    first base: being in the same roomsecond base: breathing the same airthird base: eye contact

  14. Johnnycake Johnnycake
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 7:23pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    Lucyfacex,yo!
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Cop: "Papers."
    Me: "Scissors,
    I win!!"
    nmf

  15. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    she wants to be
    strong, but everyone
    around her tries to prove
    her wrong.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  16. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Son: Dad how do I get girls to fall in love with me?
    nmq/nmf
    Dad: Dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and stand in the sunlight. They'll come running.
    Son: Wtf. Dad. No.
    nmq/n
    Dad: Then grow a pair and talk to them.


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    Thanks for correcting my grammar,
    now i want to correct your face.

  19. fieldhockeylover1418092 fieldhockeylover1418092
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Cracks in the sidewalk
    are just reminders,
    that even the strongest things fall apart.

  20. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    laughing when
    you see the number "69" because you're just that mature...

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