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happiest*
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January 18, 2014 3:14pm UTC

little kids are either cute and sweet or evil and annoying there is no in between

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happiest*
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January 28, 2014 3:41pm UTC

imagine being an actor/actress you would be able to kiss hot people omg

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Jordan.*
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January 21, 2014 4:05pm UTC

The biggest
communication
problem is we do
not listen to
understand.
We listen to reply.

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happiest*
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January 28, 2014 3:46pm UTC

i bet even adam levine doesnt know the names of the other members of maroon 5

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happiest*
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January 29, 2014 1:10pm UTC

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality

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happiest*
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January 26, 2014 3:26pm UTC

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS

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happiest*
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January 18, 2014 3:17pm UTC

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.

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happiest*
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January 24, 2014 2:19pm UTC

we all regret who we were in middle school. and high school. and yesterday. i regret who i am right now

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happiest*
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January 19, 2014 2:13pm UTC

I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me

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happiest*
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January 26, 2014 3:28pm UTC

"I always find myself caught between saying too much and not saying enough"

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BlackButterflies
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February 1, 2014 10:55pm UTC

i was at the park and i walked past two parents and their little girl who was about 2 years old. when her mum and dad's backs were turned she somehow managed to remove her trousers, throw them behind her and begin to dance in a way that i can only compare to a very small, happy wombat trying to catch a butterfly. her parents turned around and saw what she was doing and i sh/t you not they both yelled at the exact same time "NO! NO, THE PARK IS A 'PANTS-ON PARTY'!"
she stuck out her tongue, picked up her jeans from the ground and said, "it isn't a party if the pants are on."

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happiest*
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January 23, 2014 4:16pm UTC

true fact: people like my hair more than they like me

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happiest*
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January 22, 2014 12:24pm UTC

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

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anchorage*
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February 3, 2014 12:24am UTC

Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me:Someone told me to go to hell.
Me:Couldn't find it at first .
Me:But now I'm here.

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ChocoTaco
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January 22, 2014 6:27pm UTC

Mom: Are you doing homework up there?
Me: Of course!
Mom: Good.
Me: *Laughs as I fave another quote on Witty*

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dreamer*
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January 26, 2014 6:21am UTC

Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

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happiest*
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January 27, 2014 2:08pm UTC

the most iconic song lyric will always be
tell your boyfriend if he say he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t
f-ckin scared of him

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happiest*
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January 16, 2014 2:04pm UTC

why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot or

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happiest*
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January 19, 2014 2:16pm UTC

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.

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happiest*
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January 12, 2014 2:26pm UTC

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all b-tches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended

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