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KrowBro

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Member Since: 6 Nov 2012 04:25pm

Last Seen: 20 Nov 2012 08:17pm

Birthday: October 28

Location: In my house

Gender: F

user id: 337685

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KrowBro
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 10:24pm UTC

Teacher: Why didnt you do your homework?!
Me: I have a life ya know...

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KrowBro
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 6:24pm UTC

Texting
+
Facebook
=
Textbook
Yeah mom I'm studying.

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KrowBro
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November 14, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Dear teacher,
When 90% of us fail, it isn't cause we didn't try, it's because you're a terrible teacher.
Sincerely, your students.

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KrowBro
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November 14, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Reasons why I still live with my parents
It's free!!!

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KrowBro
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November 14, 2012 6:17pm UTC

10 facts about you
1. You're reading this right now
2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice I skipped three.
5. You're checking now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading this even though its stupid.
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight.
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11, You're enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts.

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KrowBro
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November 14, 2012 6:12pm UTC

If you're not supposed to talk to strangers
Then how do I make friends?

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KrowBro
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Only in America
can a pizza get to your house faster than an amblunace.
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braile lettering.
do people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a diet coke.
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

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KrowBro
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 5:21pm UTC

I don't hate you
I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

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KrowBro
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 5:18pm UTC

87% of young people have back pain. The other 13% have no computer.

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KrowBro
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 5:14pm UTC

I'm not arguing!
I'm simply explaining why I'm right!

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KrowBro
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November 14, 2012 5:12pm UTC

I hate it when one string of my hoodie becomes longer than the other.

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KrowBro
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November 14, 2012 5:10pm UTC

When I get bored in class I read those cheesy posters teachers put up around the classroom.

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KrowBro
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 12:10am UTC

Me: I HATE YOU!
Me: Sorry that was my cat...
Friend: Haha ok :)
Me: Wanna hear a secret?
Friend: Sure!
Me: I dont have a cat

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KrowBro
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 12:07am UTC

What if rappers rapped about nice things? Like "Girl I'm gonna take your clothes off... and hang them neatly in the closet, yeaaah."

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KrowBro
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November 14, 2012 12:04am UTC

Ok, it's 9:30, I'll start my homework at 10:00... Ah darn, 10:03, missed it. 11:00 it is!

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KrowBro
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November 14, 2012 12:01am UTC

Mom: Derpina! Did you clean your room?
Me: Yes, mom. I did it earlier...
Mom: Good.
Me: Earlier this year

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KrowBro
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November 13, 2012 11:59pm UTC

Boy: Mom the kids at school don't think I'm cool. How can I be cool like you?
Mom: Two simple steps, son. Step one: You've gotta have confidence. Step two: Associate with cool people, they'll assume you're uncool, too. So here we are. Get out and try your best to be cool today!
Boy: But mom, we're still three blocks from school!
Mom: Step two son.

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KrowBro
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 11:54pm UTC

Guy: Went to the moon took 5
picutures
Girl: Went to the bathroom
took 37 photos

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KrowBro
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 11:51pm UTC

Textaphrenia-
Thinking you have heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.

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KrowBro
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 11:49pm UTC

Why I turn on the TV:
10% to watch shows.
90% to use it as background noise so i feel less lonely while I'm on the Internet.

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