Only in America
can a pizza get to your house faster than an amblunace.
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braile lettering.
do people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a diet
coke.
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and
put our useless junk in the garage.
