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Hehe14
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 10:26pm UTC

I work in the church nursery
Me: *Gives little boy gold fish crackers and water*
Little Boy: *Dumps water into goldfish cracker*
Me: Why did you just do that?
Little Boy:
Me:
Little Boy:
Me:
Little Boy: Fishy swim.
Made my day.

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sticksandstones001
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Homework...
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT.

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BreakAway*
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 9:14pm UTC

The most anoying sound in the world...
The alarm clock.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Skinny person: I'm so fa-
Me: Just stop talking.

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 9:19pm UTC

B.I.T.C.H.
Beautiful, Intelligent,
Talented, Charming and Hot!

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Nerd_Girl_Problems
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November 14, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Nerd Girl Problems #1
There is always that one hat you want to wear all the time, but you can't wear it in school.

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Lol So True: #242
When someone touches my phone I automatically turn to a ninja.
lolsotrue.com
LolSoTrueQuotes's format

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applelicous356
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Dear crush,
dont be afraid if a fat guy in a red suit snatches yo up and puts ou in a box sincerely,you were on my Christmas list

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Doesn't matter how old you are.
You will always check out the toy part of the store.

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CrazyFootballChick
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 9:52pm UTC

me on my period:
I love you so much
I wanna fuc/king kill you right now,
but I still love you.
So die.

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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 10:01pm UTC

1.
Things i do
not
Understand
about
guys.
Why are you so
obsessed with the
length of your d*ck?
What do you want a
prize?cookie?
No ,just no.

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storyteller246
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 10:08pm UTC

"Hey rich chicks at my school"
"Did you know that...."
"The cheapest thing YOU'LL ever see...."
"Are your boobs"

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pleasespeaktomyface
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November 14, 2012 10:08pm UTC

'There are no dumb questions.'
Really? My 16-year-old best friend asked me if Africa was in South America.

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