Boy:
Mom the kids at school don't think I'm cool. How can I be
cool like you?
Mom: Two simple steps, son. Step one: You've gotta have
confidence. Step two: Associate with cool people, they'll
assume you're uncool, too. So here we are. Get out and try
your best to be cool today!
Boy: But mom, we're still three blocks from school!
Mom: Step two son.
