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SmileyFacesAreAmazing
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 4:51pm UTC

i smile like an idiot
when i'm talking to you.♥

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 6:33pm UTC

Listening To Jesse McCartney
My brother: I Don't want another pretty face
Me: I don't want just anyone to hold
My mom: I don't want my love to go to waste
My Brother2: I want you and your beautiful soul
My Brother3: You're the one I wanna chase
My cat: You're the one I want to hold
Me: What?

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LiliBlackHeart
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 8:30pm UTC

IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT
DON'T YOU EVEN CHANGE
- TAYLOR SWIFT

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 5:30pm UTC

It all comes down
to the last person you think of at night
That's where your heart is.

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ejackulation
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:15pm UTC

yes, i am gay.
no, i do not want to go shopping with you.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 9:02pm UTC

If I said I loved you,
would you say it back ?

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Comebacks #5...
"Omgggzzz heyy gurl wtz upp??? :D"
"Not your IQ."
20+ faves for more

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blondetalk
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 8:05pm UTC

On the bright side
If the Mayans are right this is the last Monday you'll have to deal with.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 7:58pm UTC

I DON'T CARE HOW WE MET,
i'm just happy we did

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blondieblue12
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Am I the only one who hasn't had my first kiss yet?

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:00pm UTC

Every 40 seconds
someone commits suicide.
Every 41 seconds
someone is left to make sense of it all

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 8:11pm UTC

him.
his hair.
his eyes.
his voice.
his smile.
his laugh.
his warmth.
his existence.
♥

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:04pm UTC

My extra sensitive toothpaste
doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:45pm UTC

"girls go to college to get more knowledge,
boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider."

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purplerox2010
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:20pm UTC

6-7 year olds should be worried about which friends they're going to play with on the playground..
not which friends' funeral they'll attend first..

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:47pm UTC

whenever you're feeling down, remember that
you weren't the girl who turned Liam Payne down 5+ times.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:43pm UTC

if you don't do stupid sh/t while you're young,
you'll have nothing to laugh about when you're old.
my logic for "the end of the world".

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC

People killing, people dying.
Children hurting, hear them crying.
Do you practice what you preach?
And would you turn the other cheek?
Father, Father, Father help us.
We need some guidance from above.
Cause people got me, got me questioning,
Where is the love?
-The Black Eyed Peas

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:02pm UTC

That moment when the history teacher's
talking about slavery and everyone slowly turns to the black kid in the class...

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Witty Secret Santa
I got this idea from tumblr. Here are the rules:
1. Follow Me
2. Comment on this quote
3. I'll give you a random wittian name.
How this will work:
When you get the person who you will be secret santa for, I will also make an anon account.
On this anon account, you will go to the person that I gave you and you will leave a NICE message to that person and sign it with *~Your Secret Santa*

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