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yourcool
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March 6, 2012 6:25pm UTC

Zebras are just living, breathing barcodes.

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QuQu101
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February 22, 2012 4:52pm UTC

I don't want a Prince Charming.
I want a Peter Pan.

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QuQu101
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February 22, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Amanda, please.

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marie1616
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February 22, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Please
Stop talking, your voice is annoying me.
nmf

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icarly26
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February 22, 2012 2:54pm UTC

Does a guy like you when he gets up in the middle of his video game to turn off the light so u can sleep?
nmf

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beentheredonethat
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February 22, 2012 2:44pm UTC

☐ Single.
☐ Taken.
☐ Waiting on Justin Bieber.
☑ Laughing at the 9 million girls who are going to die alone because they checked the box above.

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rachel6931
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February 22, 2012 10:59am UTC

JK Rowling
Taught me a lot.
Luna: It's okay to be different.
Harry: Always love even when there is no hope.
Hermione: Show my talents.
And Ron?
That it's okay to be a ginger.
*Not offending any gingers. They are pretty cool people*

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idowhatidobecauseimme
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February 22, 2012 2:38pm UTC

IF A GIRL IS SILENT, IT'S DANGEROUS.
SHE'S EITHER:
1. Over thinking
2. Tired of waiting
3. About to blow up
4. Needs a hug
5. Falling Apart
6. Crying inside
7. ALL OF THE ABOVE

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beentheredonethat
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February 22, 2012 2:13pm UTC

EVERY MORNING:
ME: I really can't stay..
BED: But baby its cold outside..

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theflipsideofmypillow
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February 22, 2012 2:13pm UTC

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dancelove6
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February 22, 2012 9:43am UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
That awkward moment when
Eminem is the spokesperson for Skittles

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Lyannn
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February 21, 2012 6:05pm UTC

I love myself.
Hold cursor over quote.

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lgw29
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February 21, 2012 11:12am UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Waking up at y our friends house
Why the heck is my arm covered in temporary tattoos, WTF did i do last night

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RinaKutcherx3
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February 21, 2012 10:59am UTC

Drake&Josh quote #5
Josh: We need to show Megan something scary in her telescope.
Drake: Dad's butt?
Josh: Scarier.
Drake: Wow!
Format by Sandrasaurus

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forever611
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January 6, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Dear Mom & Dad,
Please stop telling me not to play with my food.
Sincerely, you spent the first 2 years of my life teaching me that it was a plane.
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toria_skax
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 4:09am UTC

"Worst. Idea. Ever"
*pause*
"Let's do it."

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ohhshanappp
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 5:05pm UTC

when i'm alone, i think.
when i think, i remember.
when i remember, i feel pain.
when i feel pain, i cry.
when i cry, i can't stop.
please don't leave me alone.

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itsamadworld
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January 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC

My parents seem to confuse the meaning
of "I'm bored" with "I want to do chores"

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MisterKyle
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January 4, 2012 11:46am UTC

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TheBrokenSmile
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January 4, 2012 4:21pm UTC

Dad: Why do kids swear so much? Jeez.
Mom: Swearing's like a second language to them.
Dad: I thought that was sarcasm.
Teenager: No, see, we're bilingual. We speak two languages.
Swearing and sarcasm. No, we're multilingual .. you have to count English.
Mom: I thought teenagers spoke four languages.
Teenager: .. What?
Mom: Sarcasm, swearing, English and lies.
Boom. Dissed by my momma.

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