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  1. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Just a reminder.
    The world is supposed to end in two days.

  2. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. KatherinKat KatherinKat
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Some people need a hug...
    around the neck...
    with a rope.....

  4. Squilliam Fancypants* Squilliam Fancypants*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.

  5. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Car rides without music are the most awkward

  6. tg8195 tg8195
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    When all else fails blame
    it on Dinckleburg........and listen to adele

  7. xxchloexxneon xxchloexxneon
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Eating salad:
    10% actually get swallowed
    90% gets stuck in your teeth

  8. pizza ♥* pizza ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Teenager Post # 6828
    If I had Jimmy Neutron's brain, Phineas & Ferb's summer, and Timmy Turner's goldfish... my life would be better.
    nmq

  9. FairiesAreReal FairiesAreReal
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Adele set fire to the rain.
    B/tch spongebob set fire to the sea.

  10. Offical_TeenagerPost Offical_TeenagerPost
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Teenager Post # 6822
    When you wake up from a nap and have no idea what day, month, or year it is.
    teenagerposts.tumblr.com
    nmf / new font :D

  11. Offical_TeenagerPost Offical_TeenagerPost
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    Teenager Post # 6820
    That awkward moment when you run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.
    teenagerposts.tumblr.com
    nmf / new font :D

  12. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    If school has taught us anything, it's how to text without looking

  13. jstallons jstallons
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    It's all fun and games until you step on a Lego.

  14. brittrox1234 brittrox1234
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    For all the people who die because of natural causes on 12/21/12 awkward . .

  15. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    I'm in a serious relationship with my Wifi. You could say that we have a strong connection.

  16. Love_Aholic Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    How most teens spend their birthday:
    PARTY DRUNK DRUGS
    BIRTHDAY S*X HECK YEAH
    MOTHER GOING HAM
    How i spend my birthday:
    @onedirection PLEASE FOLLOW ME! ITS MY BIRTHDAAY xx 345

  17. Caku22 Caku22
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue, I have five fingers,
    The middle one is for...
    YOU(:

  18. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Taken is the adult version of Finding Nemo

  19. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    JUDGE ME WHEN YOU KNOW SOMETHING MORE THAN MY NAME


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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