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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    It's almost Christmas, so...
    dashing through the snow
    get the f#ck out of my way
    you're so f#cking slow
    how much do you weigh?
    (Ha- ha- ha)
    you can't f#cking sing,
    I'll start a f#cking fight,
    get the f#ck out of my way, you hoe
    I'm driving here tonight....
    oh! jingle bells, go to hell,
    get the f#ck out of my way
    oh what fun it is to ride over bodies everyday.
    Hey!
    jingle bells, go to hell.
    b#tch what did I say?
    move that a/ss cause you can't hide
    from my motherf#cking sleigh
    Hey!

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    People leave because it's eaiser to walk away
    than to fight for what they really want

  4. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    "QUIET, IT'S A TORNADO DRILL!"
    "what, is the tornado going to hear us?"
    not mine.

  5. duckysayssmile duckysayssmile
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    I just want his friends to look at me,
    and say, "Damn, you really screwed up letting her go." ♥

  6. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    'NO OFFENCE' MEANS
    I'M ABOUT TO INSULT YOU,
    BUT DON'T GET MAD.

  7. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    it frustrates
    me how much i like him, because i can never have him.

  8. b1air b1air
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    My lips are the gun
    My smile is the trigger
    My kisses are the bullets
    label me a killer♥
    nmq
    B1AIR©

  9. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #303
    Justin once asked a fan "Do you have Canadian in you?"
    When she replied no he said "Do you want to,
    wait no that sounded wrong."

  10. BeeMYSunshine BeeMYSunshine
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    Hit Me;
    Listen to me
    Lie to me
    Confort me
    Hate me
    Call me
    Hurt me
    Protect me
    Tell me
    Laugh with me
    Bring me down
    Love me
    Annoy me
    Take care of me
    Break me.
    Just Don't Ignore Me
    -----------♥-----------

  11. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    Look At Me
    & you'll see a girl with a smile; but the truth is,
    i t' s b e e n f a k e f o r a w h i l e

  12. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    Dear parents,
    Depression isn't a trend.
    Hug your child.

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    Not being able to finish a sentence
    because you're laughing so hard about the ending.
    nmf

  14. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    Bad day?
    Put your hand over your chest.
    Feel that beat?
    That's called purpose.
    You're here for a reason.
    Don't leave without one.

  15. xxLOveToDAncExx3 xxLOveToDAncExx3
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    like this if you,
    1. Sat on the floor because your chair wasn't there
    2. Laughed for no reason because u remembered a joke
    3. have shared multiple inside jokes with friends
    4. run in to walls
    5. or have tripped over nothing.

  16. xoxemmax xoxemmax
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    Is it just me?
    But i honestly
    don't get why tv shows have built in laughter.
    Like wtf , no that wasnt funny.

  17. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    how can you call it love,
    when you're crying more than you're smiling.//♥

  18. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 2:40pm UTC
    "H3y w@t$ rOng?"
    ... Obviously your education ...
    ♥ format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    "Hi, may I help you?"
    "No, I'm just waiting in the line
    just to say
    Hi".


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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