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  1. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2014 3:38pm UTC
    “We assume the really serious changes in our lives happen slowly, over time but it’s not true.The big stuff happens in an instant. Becoming an adult, becoming a parent.Sometimes you don’t even know anything’s changed. You think you’re still you and your life is still your life. But you wake up one day and you look around and you dont recognize anything, not anything at all.”
    grey's anatomy

  2. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    “What they don't understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you're eleven, you're also ten, and nine, and eight, and seven, and six, and five, and four, and three, and two, and one. And when you wake up on your eleventh birthday you expect to feel eleven but you don't. You open your eyes and everything's just like yesterday only it's today. And you don't feel eleven at all. You still feel like you're ten. And you are -- underneath the year that makes you eleven.
    Like some days you might say something stupid, and that's the part of you that's still ten. Or maybe some days you need to sit on your mama's lap because you're scared, and that's the part of you that's five. And maybe one day when you're all grown up maybe you will need to cry like you're three, and that's okay. That's what I tell Mama when she's sad and needs to cry. Maybe she's feeling three.
    Because the way you grow old is kind of like an onion or like the rings inside a tree trunk or like my little wooden dolls that fit one inside the other, each year inside the next one. That's how being eleven years old is.
    — Sandra Cisneros

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    i like the internet because eye contact doesn’t exist

  4. Turtleseatdinos* Turtleseatdinos*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    Don't come home for Christmas. You're the last thing I wanna see underneath the tree. Merry Christmas I could care less.
    ~Fall Out Boy~

  5. Fitness_Quotes Fitness_Quotes
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    What the mcdonalds arches should look like:
    Weight
    W
    I'm gainin' it.©

  6. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    Stop having such high expectations of Witty.
    This isn't going to be a "sanctuary."
    Not everyone is nice.
    People have their own opinions.
    Known people will most likely have top quotes.
    I don't get why that's such a complicated concept.
    Not everyone is going to like you.
    No one here is perfect.
    Not everyone wants to hear you complain.
    But that doesn't mean you can't vent.
    Seriously, do whatever the f/ck you want.
    But do not get offended if people don't like it.
    You're not going to enjoy Witty if you set such high standards of the people.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:18am UTC
    what guys don't understand is:
    when we want flowers, you don't have to spend $50 on roses, you could pick some simple ones in a field and show up to surprise us. when we want a sweet message it doesn't have to be 5 pages long. it can simple say "have a good day gorgeous" and when we wan surprises, just show up with a $1 candy bar and tell us you love us. we really aren't that hard to understand

  8. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Friday nights are always the same in this town
    I'm looking up, but I'm feeling kind of down
    So I'll light this cigarette, and smoke the night away
    And hope that Saturday will be the day
    Everything feels okay

  9. babyfaith325 babyfaith325
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 12:53am UTC
    Isn't it weird to think that it is just a matter of time before you are dead. I mean we are all going to die. That is inevitable but it will almost be as if we were never here. We say we all strive to be remembered but how do you remain remembered? How do you make it so that your time here was not a complete waste? Think about it. After you die, people are upset for a bit but they move on. Stories may be told abiut you but they will get twisted. As everything does. There will come a day when your name is mentioned in conversation and the person who you loved the most. Possibly even the person who loved you the most may forget about you. You will become a distant memory and after some time you may never be spoken about again. As if your existince was worthless.

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    does she get the same big rush,
    when you go in for a hug
    and your cheeks brush?
    Tell me am I crazy, or is this more
    than a crush?
    Please don't remove this!

  11. Fridays Fridays
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 9:17pm UTC

    ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU
    CAN . IT IS CHEAP MED I C I NE .

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  13. ronaldamoorexo ronaldamoorexo
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    IfYouHangOntoThePast you'll die everyday

  14. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    I honestly think that people
    aren't trying to find the cure for cancer. I think that if they were trying as hard as they could they would've found it by now. There are so many brilliant people out there that could've come up with the solution but the government doesn't want them to. Because, as horrible as it sounds, cancer helps. Cancer kills so many people it helps from keeping the world overpopulated so that's why the government doesn't want to cure it.

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    And I'll be here by the ocean
    Just waiting for proof that there's
    sunsets and silhouette dreams

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