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Jesse_James

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Member Since: 5 Aug 2013 08:20pm

Last Seen: 6 Sep 2013 10:40pm

Birthday: February 13

Location: New York City bitches

Gender: M

user id: 368312

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I'm a girl.
I lied oops.

 
  1. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    i'm not really jesse james. i'm a girl. i made this account because i wanted to see if people would like my quotes more because I was a guy. so before you all hate me and what not i'm leaving so goodbye.

  2. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 10:40pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    NEW YORK,
    Concrete jungle where dreams are made of.
    There's nothing you can't do. Now you're
    in New York. These streets will make you
    feel brand new. These lights will inspire
    you Let's hear it for New York, New York.♥

  3. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    If you talk to me and make
    • Suicide jokes
    • Self harm jokes
    • Ràcist jokes
    • Anti-Gay jokes
    Or anything like that you can
    just walk away because I will
    hit you if you don't okay bye.

  4. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    Teacher: Why are you at school so early?
    Me: My mom told me to go to hell.

  5. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    Boy: So, I hear you like bad boys?
    Girl: Uhm yeah?
    Boy: Well, I don't want to impress you or anything but I ran with scissors today
    Girl: My sister is in the hospital because someone stabbed her while running with scissors.
    Boy: That was your sister?!
    Girl: ...
    nmf/nmq

  6. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    when you really love someone
    sh.t like age, weight, gender & height doesn't matter

  7. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    I honestly think that people
    aren't trying to find the cure for cancer. I think that if they were trying as hard as they could they would've found it by now. There are so many brilliant people out there that could've come up with the solution but the government doesn't want them to. Because, as horrible as it sounds, cancer helps. Cancer kills so many people it helps from keeping the world overpopulated so that's why the government doesn't want to cure it.

  8. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    Me: Hey Beautiful
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Me: I was being nice.
    I didn't say "suck my d/ck"
    or anything. god.

  9. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 11:20pm UTC

    ♫ ♫

    If the music isn't loud it isn't good.

    ♫ ♫

    Format by Breeze. I just added the musical notes.

  10. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    She's upset;
    Bad day.
    Heads for the dresser drawer to Drive her pain away.
    Nothing good can come of this.
    She opens it; there's nothing.
    There is only left over tears.
    "Mom and dad had no right!" she screams,
    As the anger runs down both of her cheeks.
    Then she closed her eyes,
    And found relief in a knife.
    The blood flows; she cries.
    All alone, the way she feels.
    Left alone to deal with all the pain-drenched, sorrow, relief.
    Bite the lip, just forget the bleeding.
    Curled up, she's on the floor.
    Relief left her, she had hoped for something more from it.
    He leans down to comfort her,
    She is weeping,
    and He wraps His arms around and around and around.
    "The deeper you cut, The deeper I hurt.
    The deeper you cut, It only gets worse."
    Now she's slowly opening new eyes...
    Then she opened her eyes,
    And found relief through His life;
    And put down her knives.
    Then she opened her life,
    And found relief through His eyes.'
    And put down..
    She put down her knife ♥

  11. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    I was the perfect boyfriend
    I did everything I could to make her happy. I watched sappy movies, bought her gifts,
    gave her my sweatshirt. I treated her like a princess. So why did she treat me like sh/t?

  12. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    A persons' looks don't make them ugly, their personality does.

  13. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    My girlfriend of 2 years cheated on me
    I wanted nothing more than to make her happy and she cheated on me with my bestfriend. I'm heartbroken and crushed. How could she be so cruel? I thought she loved me but clearly that was all an act.<\3

  14. Jesse_James Jesse_James
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    i'm new here.
    talk to me?

:)

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