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  1. skyyiie skyyiie
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:09pm UTC
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  2. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    I HOPE SHE WAS WORTH IT

  3. dearmariaalltimelow dearmariaalltimelow
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    -----------------------------------------
    when we would lick
    something and it was
    considered "ours"
    -----------------------------------------
    jayciecutie01

  4. justlikegravity_ justlikegravity_
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:24am UTC
    When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there.

  5. xblueeyesx0 xblueeyesx0
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    boys who dont go
    to your school
    are instantly 10x more attractive.

  6. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    "Oh cool, it's bendable!"
    *SNAP*
    "Nevermind. "

  7. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Okay.
    Lesbihonest.

  8. HiMyNameIsJake HiMyNameIsJake
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    If you were my girlfriend
    I would text you until you fell asleep, and text you first thing in the morning.♥Fave if you want a guy like this.

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:32am UTC
    I use my phone as a flashlight,
    and hit random buttons to keep it lit
    nmq.

  10. HeGivesMeHope HeGivesMeHope
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    So what we get drunk
    So what we smoke weed!
    Were just having fun
    we don't care who sees!.....
    unless
    mom sees then were
    screwed.

  11. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 6:44pm UTC

    DearBoys When your girl is crying [Sometimes it's best to simply hold her and not say a word ]
    format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

  12. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    ◈ ◈◈◈
    ◈◈◈Clse your eyes,
    THE BEST KIND OFKISS IS THE UNEXPECTED, UNPLANNED ONES THAT COME NATURALLY LIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE...
    format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

  13. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    I'm so romantic sometimes;
    i think i should marry myself.

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    That awkward behavoir you get
    when your crush is around.

  15. soccerxgirlx97 soccerxgirlx97
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Me: Can I use the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know, can you?
    Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
    Teacher: .......

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    Haahahahahabananahahahahaha!!!
    Favorite if you didn't notice it said banana in the middle
    format credit: damnnTaylerx

  17. brittwzhere brittwzhere
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    Don't you DARE favorite this quote.

  18. textergirl101 textergirl101
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    If I'm on a date & it's bad,
    I'm just gonna stand up & say,
    "I'm an actor, they're all actors, & you're on MTV's Disaster Date!"
    & RUN out.

  19. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Dear bestfriend,
    Thank you. Thank you for being my lesbian lover, and sometimes my mom.
    thank you for being the only one who listens, and the only one who cares.
    thank you for treating me like im worth something.
    Thank you. for having hope in me, and not giving up on me like everyone else.
    Thank you for being so perfect, and oh so gorgeous!
    I can't even explain how much you mean to me!
    thank you for the advice, the shoulder to cry on. all the hugs. the inside jokes. the memories.
    I can honestly say i don't know what i'd do without someone as amazing as you.
    Thank you for being a sister.
    i love you.

  20. madfresssh madfresssh
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 4:56pm UTC
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