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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  2. marleesue marleesue
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:10pm EDT
    While I was running today
    I heard clapping. It was just my
    thighs cheering me on.

  3. mightaswellsmile mightaswellsmile
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:12am EDT
    YOLO backwards in OLOY
    Only Losers Obey YOLO! (;

  4. foreverurs foreverurs
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:25pm EDT
    Dear whoever is in charge of
    making 11:11 wishes happen,
    You suck at your job and you seriously need to be fired.
    Sincerely, you're ruining my hopes and dreams.
    My quote\format by RaeIsAwesome

  5. ampp ampp
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:24pm EDT
    that awkward moment when you read a friends's Facebook status and realize
    they must read Witty, too

  6. mrsivyweasley mrsivyweasley
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:04pm EDT
    Guess what?!?!? You-Know-Who asked me out!
    You said no right???
    Why on earth would I say no?!
    Because Voldemort is honestly, very ugly.

  7. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 9:34am EDT
    Dumble.

    Inspired by BeKaHlYnN's things to do before I die list ◠‿◠
    Format by LightbulbsRock

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 10:12am EDT
    Teenagers
    only care about being on the phone and
    being on the computer
    So when that's taken away from them its like the end of the
    world
    - Miley Cyrus
    (Format credit to ThatsSoMeee/ credit to OneDirection)

  9. lovehimmorethanwords lovehimmorethanwords
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:21am EDT
    It was July 4th.
    My crush had come over to watch our firework display.
    We happened to be alone in the backyard, when a shooting star streaked across the sky.
    "Make a wish!" I said.
    He asked me what I wished for, to which I replied,
    "You."
    He then kissed me, & said,
    "I guess both of our wishes came true."

    nmf. not a true story.

  10. Purplezebra99 Purplezebra99
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 7:50pm EDT
    Are you my
    prince charming?
    Nah, doubt it.
    </3
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  11. StarMoonSun87 StarMoonSun87
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:14am EDT
    We have chat on
    here now!
    Thanks Steve! :D

  12. ilikeitinthebutt ilikeitinthebutt
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:25pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  13. ifrolicktheoasis ifrolicktheoasis
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 9:13am EDT
    If One Direction was composed of
    5 unattractive boys, i bet all the fans would
    DISINTIGRATE.
    No one appreciates music anymore, just looks...
    and to be quite honest they are not all that.
    Did anyone see their X-Factor season?
    They were awful.

  14. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:48pm EST
    Remember how i said i was
    fine? I lied.

  15. jcorocks462 jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:24pm EST
    How I see two inches
    | ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
    1 2
    How my hair-dresser sees two inches
    | ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
    1 2

  16. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 10:53pm EST
    Me: Ugh it's Wednesday -.-
    Me:
    Me: OHMYGOD IT'S WEDNESDAY!!!!!! JENNA MARBLES JENNA MARBLES JENNA MARBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Paperlung's format

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:59pm EST
    Well.
    Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:45pm EST
    Mom: What do you think I am, made of money?
    Me: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
    format credit RaeIsAwesome

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:51pm EST
    It's scary to think
    nothing can kill that
    0.01% germ

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:38pm EST
    Third Grade lied.
    I never use cursive
    format by DamnnTaylerx

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