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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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marleesue
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 2:10pm UTC

While I was running today
I heard clapping. It was just my
thighs cheering me on.

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mightaswellsmile
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 12:12am UTC

YOLO backwards in OLOY
Only Losers Obey YOLO! (;

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foreverurs
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Dear whoever is in charge of
making 11:11 wishes happen,
You suck at your job and you seriously need to be fired.
Sincerely, you're ruining my hopes and dreams.
My quote\format by RaeIsAwesome

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ampp
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 12:24pm UTC

that awkward moment when you read a friends's Facebook status and realize
they must read Witty, too

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 2:04pm UTC

Guess what?!?!? You-Know-Who asked me out!
You said no right???
Why on earth would I say no?!
Because Voldemort is honestly, very ugly.

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LightbulbsRock
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 9:34am UTC

Dumble.
◍
Inspired by BeKaHlYnN's things to do before I die list ◠‿◠
Format by LightbulbsRock

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伤*
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 10:12am UTC

Teenagers
only care about being on the phone and
being on the computer
So when that's taken away from them its like the end of the
world
- Miley Cyrus
(Format credit to ThatsSoMeee/ credit to OneDirection)

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lovehimmorethanwords
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 11:21am UTC

It was July 4th.
My crush had come over to watch our firework display.
We happened to be alone in the backyard, when a shooting star streaked across the sky.
"Make a wish!" I said.
He asked me what I wished for, to which I replied,
"You."
He then kissed me, & said,
"I guess both of our wishes came true."
♥
nmf. not a true story.

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Purplezebra99
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 7:50pm UTC

Are you my
prince charming?
Nah, doubt it.
</3
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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StarMoonSun87
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 6:14am UTC

We have chat on
here now!
Thanks Steve! :D

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ilikeitinthebutt
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May 24, 2012 4:25pm UTC

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ifrolicktheoasis
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May 19, 2012 9:13am UTC

If One Direction was composed of
5 unattractive boys, i bet all the fans would
DISINTIGRATE.
No one appreciates music anymore, just looks...
and to be quite honest they are not all that.
Did anyone see their X-Factor season?
They were awful.

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